to go commando whilst wearing jeans

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Had some low cut jeans on yesterday.

SIL said 'how do you wear those without your knickers showing over the top'

Me: 'don't wear knickers'

SIL: HOW can you go commando.

She was seriously shocked that I didn't wear knickers. I said how the bloody hell can you - skinny jeans so a VPL would show, if you wore a g string it would peek out over the top and look horrible.

She made me feel a complete bohemian.

BOF

I also get the post bath woosh and sounds like I have years of it to come still too

I do wonder whether those reports about female ejaculation are just actually someone having sex a few hours after a bath :)

you lot are outrageous.

funny thread!

BOF pmsl !

BOF - if that isn't a irrefutable argument for full-time knicker wearing I don't know what is

wtf is female ejaculation?

is it a bad one too google?
have googled things on here before and my nerves eyes have never recovered .

Eh? No discharge? Half day periods?? Are you in fact a real woman???

Me and DP used to use the withdrawal method. Got pregnant that way. Now that really will give you discharge.

Oh my god - you lot are just tooo much....

I don't know what I'd do without out

I would just like to point out that I still do have very heavy, painful, 6 day periods, will happily swap for a bit of discharge

Although I have never lost anything "up there", twice I have had underwear fall out of my jeans/trousers leg the following day.

Occasion 1 - many years ago walking to uni and the previous day's bra was hiding in my jeans and worked its way out of the trouser leg. Was with friends and quickly grabbed it and stuck in bag. Not sure if people knew what it was or really wanted to know.

Occasion 2 - couple of months ago. Was at class in gym and previous day's knickers were hiding in gym bottoms. This time, not as bad as felt bulge as I was leaping around the class and managed to stuff them into sock leg - thank god I wasn't wearing silly trainer socks or would have been lost.

Please tell me this has happened to someone else. I have learned my lesson to carefully check trousers for errant knickers/bras etc

< tumbleweed >

"I do wonder whether those reports about female ejaculation are just actually someone having sex a few hours after a bath"

LOLOL tyler!

My mooncup once worked its way out of my fadge and sat in my knickers whilst I carried out a 30 minute presentation.

RISPECK

I'm jealous of the ability to retain gallons of water up there. You'd be handy to know if stranded in a desert. My fanjo doesn't do any tricks

Actually, that stranded in the desert thing is pretty gross now I think about it. I think I'd just quietly expire instead, thanks all the same.

I also seem to have a fanny like a dyson. May I refer you to this thread

The best of it was, I was pg with DC3 6 weeks later

I must remember not to read MN at work. I am crying onto my keyboard.

PMSL at mamavoo.

OOh this is a good thread. So glad I put it in AIBU and not style and beauty.

After reading this thread, I rest my case

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1017386-to-wonder-just-how-much-vaginal-discharge-urine-and-possibly

omg @ suwoo .
Did you call your dc3 Moonchild ?

GetOrf thank you for this thread. I have got hideous morning sickness today and roaring with laughter while reading this seems to cured it temporarily

I do not go commando.

I do get the bath/swimming woosh.

Suwoo - jesus christ woman, what a nightmare! My cervix was trying to crawl up somewhere near my lungs while I read that thread!!

Thank you for the post-bath swoosh confessions.

I thought it was just me.

I was in the kitchen making a coffee, about two hours after my bath when dd shouted, "Mummy's weeing on the floor!"

Oh, the shame! I know my neighbour heard her.

No, I called him Felix. One of the meanings is fate

Lol at cheap hawaiian

GetOrfMoiLand Do you wear your knickers on you head instead? I used to do this for years (in private of course) to keep the hair off my face when cleaning etc. I stopped when I realised I'd gone to Sainsbury's one day with them still on by mistake.
I've since bought a hairband and use that instead now.

G-strings/thongs. NOT hygienic- better full briefs or nothing at all I say.