What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

[CrunchyNutCornflake]

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

Just wondering if caramel is still in her evil empire stroking her evil pussy?

lol at this thread.

Honestly, we had NO idea that topic was there. Twas just one of the Techs mucking about. We are devising a suitable painful punishment for him right now.

now that's just showing off.
I think I need the extra-wide stuff to do gussets. Better get the glue gun plugged in.

A foil gusset may be a little...chafing though Kurri?

Perhaps we could improvise gussets out of tea towels or something

aww, Helen, get them to put it back!!

Val - I'm a secret agent now, chafing holds no fears for me. (And you can get some cream for it now I believe)

Helen - does Tech have the cojones to show his face on here???

Ok, tryin again.... I just tried to add to thei thread but it wouldn't let me

Ah, so it let me now

it's the Tin Foil Effect, mustrun

Codeword Change Alert: "Private Troll Topic"

Henceforth "Classics"

It has slipped through the Time-Space Continuum into Classics, that's why

at this!!!!

Brilliant.

A move to classics eh? They are more cunning than I thought.

BoF - funny when I went to Whitby in June it was dry, sandy and smelt of donuts.

Maybe whitbys are more prone to chafing.

Gigglewitch - can I have a couple of Fruit Shoot holsters attached to my bikini please?

KurriKurri: not sure Tech will have any cojones after we've finished with him...

someone think of a place that is dry, dusty and rarely visited - oh I know, mine's a Sahara.

watch that glue gun there GW - you'll be sticking the foil to...

oh too late

It seems cruel Helen, but it needs to be done. On the plus side, I've heard Gigglewitch can fashion a sturdy gusset for those with unusual downstairs requirements.

Nah, he can only have the gusset if he's really PROPERLY sorry...

Mmmph! Mmmph! Mmmph!

Soon have you out of there!

Mind the ants..

Be prepared for a different world when you get out SGB .... a world where everyone dresses in tin foil fascinators, where the punishment for misbehaviour category 1 is a trip to the Nutcracker Suite, and where if people go missing overnight their collections get half inched.

It's a... it's a long long story guys.

But... did someone say "crunchie"?

Have you got any inexplicable marks in, erm, strange places Chrunchy?

Ffs.

Crunchy.

Merlot.