What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

[CrunchyNutCornflake]

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

oooh, what about ASDA??

(Thumb - I suspended it while I'm away so I don't get back to three thousand notifications and a few hundred messages. All irrelevant of course)

Mooooooaaaaaaannn! It's all dark in here but I think I can smell Fruit Shoots.

falls out of thumbs cleavage ...

WTF am I doing in MNHQ? Where did the spaceship go?

OK, I'm cutting the...

Red wire is cut. I'm left with green and yellow. But is green Asda or Ocado?

And has anyone raised SGB on the radio?

TEN minutes people.

How's it going, B&TCD? Have you blown up yet??

(S'ok GW - glad it's nothign sinister :) - see you when you get back from hols then)

So what do we think? yellow?

Yes yellow, go for it

Bitter if you ever get out, I'll be recommending you for a Boden Voucher for bravery above and beyond etc...

Green Ocado.

Yellow Morrison's.

YOU decide.

yellow FFS - this is no time for inverse snobbery.

NOT THE ANAL PROBE! NOT THE ANAL PROBE!

Only caramel knows the truth but she's just sitting there stroking her pussy.

I'm cutting the yellow wire...

The bomb is diffused! I can see SGB in a cage, but it's locked with a bicycle lock, the kind with a four digit combination.

The tag on it says

The number of cakes BooHooMonkey has eaten in the last six months.

What's the combination?

Yellow.... is Morrisons

Chaos!

YELLOW, cut the YELLOW!

if it's SGB in the cage the code is likely to be 6969, no?

000000000

NOT that I'm suggesting that's how many cakes you've eaten in the last 6m, B&T.

Only you know the answer - free the SGB!

0-0-0-0

I'm in!

SGB is in handcuffs but she seems quite comfortable. Am heading back to base. SGB, speak to me dammit!

I'm confused are we concerned about the anal probe or the cattle prod - which one is meant to be an instrument of torture to SGB?

And has caramel stopped stroking her cat yet?

Erm, read up above and I actually have an aunt who goes to bed in a tin foil hat . My uncle made it for her because he believes she gets migraines and illness from the electro-magnetic waves given off from electric items / power cables above. Could be something in it but a bit of a passion killer eh?

It's only a matter of time before we'll all be wearing them VOTR.

Vurgin, I don't mean to but ....pmsl at a RL Aunt who goes to be in a tin foil hat ...