What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

[CrunchyNutCornflake]

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

Oh My God

Crunchy

Are you ok?

What happened???? What did MNHQ do to you?

Oh oh Thumbwitch , not stereotyping all of you Aussies but...when I did live out there there just seemed to be more people in touch with that sort of 'jazz'. Mind you I did spend quite a bit of time in Byron so you must understand that I can't put all of you Aussies in the same bracket as Byron is a law unto itself. ;-). I used to read a magazine out there called Nexus which really advocated things such as Tin foil gussets (well maybe hats but I do like to exaggerate occasionally) . The magazine also was hot on the fact that George Bush was part of a secret Lizard Alien family who ruled the underworld and were in disguise above the Earths crust so...hey ho! Great mag, better than Closer.

cor. A life-size crunchy wrapped in foil... I must have had too much merlot as well

Contain yourself Giggle. We're dealing with a fugitive from MN's justice here...

Someone better get going on this just in case there's an emergency.

I'm more worried about that KurriKurri volunteering me and my tinfoil to make something for Tech's gusset They obviously don't appreciate how out of practice I am with that hot glue gun...

oooh, crunchie-porn

I think we should still all have a crunchie this friday to celebrate Crunchy getting out relatively unscathed.

It would be like a minute of silence - except the silence is because we are all stuffing our faces with chocolate.

Bloody MNHQ denizens abducty aliens! They drag you off, dazzle you with their big silver heads, take compromising pictures, subject you to an anal probe and then the bastards never call, never email, never flatten the vegetable patch late at night making enticing beepy noises...

Ok so how about 3pm on Friday...Crunchy Crunchie time?

We can start a thread an' all?

SGB, you are welcome by the way. I gave up my evening to mortal peril for your sake - No thanks necessary.

I told you before, I can't WAIT til Friday. Not when it's so big and it's looking at me

X posts with SGB

You're safe!

Thank god we didn't lose you SGB.

So did they do much probing?

I'm up for Friday, Val. I don't even like chocolate particularly, but am happy to take one for the team.

OMG, Olivia! Did you let Crunchy out?

Tsk, I can't leave you alone for five minutes, can I?

Did you at least retrieve the tin foil?

Helen, you basilically promised us Tech's cojones on a plate earlier...

Can you confirm what suitable punishment has been applied for this all round distress (secret topic leading to paranoia; almost loss of two intrepid MNers)

We may be forced to call in InjuryLawyers4U if we're not recompensed...

I'm prepared to eat several Crunchies on behalf of my colleagues [martyr emoticon].

SGB, just to update you - Tech is to blame for everything, and he is currently being de-briefed.

Giggle - I'm just trying to drum up custom for your gusset business - any publicity is good publicity.

Giggle - DH asked me what i was laughing at and I stupidly read out your post.

Looks like I might actually have to take one for the team now.

TWO intrepid MNers?

Don't tell me Olivia's let SGB out as well?

Helen, if Olivia's not a double agent, I'll give you my crunchy and change my name to Kim Philby.

I'll second that Kurri.

Although I will have to change my name to something slightly different, obviously.

Both Crunchy and SGB were released today without harm, although they may face months of counselling to help them overcome their oredeals.

At this time we are asking the media and any offers of sponsorship for aluminium foil to respect their privacy, so that they may recover in the comfort of their homes, away from the public gaze.

We will of course be on hand at 3pm on Friday at the Cruncy Chrunchie - thon (marking their selfless efforts for Mners) to answer any further questions...

Bitter

Excellent speech, Val