What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

[CrunchyNutCornflake]

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

SGB is back to base!

I didn't see crunchy though, I'm a bit concerned.

Bwaaaah! I hear the unforgettable sound of a bolt gun going off and an almighty MOOOOO!

It's going to be Pink Floyd in a minute, isn't it? Nooooooooooooooo!

BATCD you have rescued a CLONE. Halp halp!

Crunchy is now just a tiny footnote on Site Stuff

Val, we pissed ourselves for days thinking of her going to bed in her hat. They haven't redecorated in 20 years incase the fumes from the paint and new fittings/fixtures makes her ill. It's all a bit antipodean/new age. But funny all the same bless them.

She will be fine in the morning, I'm sure.

You are all WELCOME btw.

whew

Thank fuck for that!

Right- back to the dower house for drinks, anyone?

Virgin - what are you trying to suggest about Aussies there?? Lumping them in with the new age and tinfoilhatwearing types - what's that all about, eh?

Utter genius. Well done chaps! Saved from a bla k hole but we never found out what the PTT actually was..

"Broadsword calling Danny boy, Broadsword calling Danny boy, over."

"Do me a favor will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all British operation."

I noticed this a while ago and want to know too - I'm guessing the boring answer is it's where they move all the threads they decide are started by trolls so they can do their 'monitoring'

this needs to go in classics. It's fantastic

how did you lot get so funny ?

fab thread!!

Check SGB has not been brainwashed within an inch of her life, and turned into a Stepford Wife.

I missed the last frantic seconds of the operation because I had to go to bed was called away to a very important,top secret undercover thingy.

I think we should all take a few minutes to think about Crunchy and the sacrifices she made.

You did'nt go to bed early TheLadyofTGK - we sent signals to the chip we planted in your brain: set it to "standy mode".

Should we hold some kind of candle lit vigil for Crunchy until we are told The Truth?

Maybe we should Val.

Yes- mail MNHQ again, and I'll start kum-bi-ya.

Oh no- something's wrong. I've just been reading about Peter Crouch and Abi Clancy, and found myself thinking that perhaps they weren't suited to mundane heteromonogamy. I think somebody has been messing up the signals to my tin-foil overnight . Is SGB quite herself?

if SGB fails to make it out alive can i have her collection?

Now is not the time for laying dibs on SGB's collection people! Crunchy is gone...we have no news. Would you please have some respect??

A Eulogy.

Dear Crunchy,oh where are you?
Claimed by the the Private Troll Topic?
We searched for you at MNHQ,
But there was a bomb and we had to get out quick