What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

[CrunchyNutCornflake]

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

Milady...tis your duty to link or at least C+P the thread.....!

Is there any way Matthew Mcfadyen, Rupert Penry-Jones and Richard Armitage could be involved?

Please?

"two items"

< taps nose >

"two items" is all I will whisper

I can't see the subjects either as it happens, it just says zero.

I wonder if you could break in by putting a word into the search box which acts as a password and then select the troll topic...

No. I don't want to know.

Chaos this is no time to be thinking about men.

I must know how to access them Caramel, you can trust me, if I'm caught I will squeal like a pig remain steadfastly silent.

Kurri, you and me both....

C'mon fellow Mners....solidarity an'all that?

Down to zero.

Rumbled, ladies.

Dammit

I need to go to bed now..

MNHQ I fully expect this thread to be here in the morning otherwise shall be posting more thread about conspiracies...

Night fellow spies...

Night Val, (check your room for bugs)

Night Val

< nightdress - check >
< tin foil brain protector - check >

at tin foil brain protector

I am struggling to remember where that came from...

can anyone help my tired memory ?

I do sometimes wonder what nutters did before the advent of tinfoil. WHat other materials are as useful for making those handy little alien-mind-control-repelling bonnets?

signs

have just remembered

So, we're none the wiser?

can someone link to the topic, or say where it is to be found, say in site stuff

Is it really called private troll area? I need to narrow parameters

It's called 'private troll Topic' Pueri (loving your latin makeover btw )
It is nowhere to be found, it is just 'mentioned', if you search 'select topics' - no discussions though.

No one has seen hide nor hair of Crunchy since last night, MNHQ are suspiciously ignoring this thread - it's all very cloak and dagger.

One can only presume it is a special thread only accessible by Justine, Helen, Olivia et al. where they chat about EastEnders and Cake.

Maybe we should link this into 'Site Stuff'?

Slept all night with my tin foil hat on...for nothing?

Was expecting this thread to have self combusted by now

Crunchy woke up this morning with a horses head in her bed I reckon. She's been silenced

I bet I know what's in it. They have collated all my theories into one place

But surely they just do that in the Triple M (Monday Morning Meeting) BoF, over coffee and a range of biscuits?

Maybe they put all the deleted threads and messages in there, and they float about for eternity, - like a MN black hole.

This thread is probably being lined up for oblivion as we speak.

Quite possibly. But a lot of that meeting gets taken up by poring over the drunken rambles and bumsex threads from Friday. And then there's the stuff that other MNers apart from me post too...

its where they store all the threads from people that "we have no reason to believe they are anything but genuine"

Ah, that'll be where The List is. All those naughty naughty mners with their namechanging!

I am loving all these theories but I have a confession. I don't actually know what this is.
I can't get into it or anything with all my MNHQ Big Red Button Powers.
BUT I understand that there was lots of cake in the Towers over the last few days (I'm in the MN country outpost, y'see and so miss all the fun calories) so it could be a case of Tech mucking about after sugar overload.