What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

[CrunchyNutCornflake]

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

Val I'm poised ready to bake cupcakes spring into action, I laugh in the face of the PTT ..... just say the word and I'm there.

Be careful, Chaos, don't be taken in by passing bugaboos- they are all populated by teddy bears!

Shit! Thre's a bomb.

3 minutes on the timer. There's a blue wire, a red wire, a yellow wire and a green wire.

The sign says 'cut out those you don't want to deliver'

I need to cut 3 wires - which one do I leave intact?

Mata, we need you with those cakes to defind against an invasion from NM...

Start dishing cakes NOW
GO GO GO

Bitter, whats your status re revovery of SGB?

Are you both safe?

Shall I send in troops?

Cut the blue wire

Bitter.....Do it! MN depends on you

Yes, blue doesn't go with black- everybody knows that!

love it, my Silly friends

here,Bitter - you wanna have my match? I've lit it and everythin'

Hands BaTCD customised mooncups incase she needs to exit high building ubër-fastly in Spiderman style.

Instant message to all units...all units be prepared for incoming message.

The device known as "Private Troll Topic" seems to have disappeared from it's last known location

Co ordinates Alpha Alpha Advanced Search.
Can anyone else confirm? Reapeat. We need confirmation

but what if blue is the new black BOF, - dear God where are those S&B folk when you need them???

I've cut the blue wire.

One of the red lights has gone out.

I need two more colours people! Who do we not want to deliver?

No Caramel?

Chaos, received your incoming care package - thank you soldier!

It's gone, Caramel is right, the PTT has disappeared ....did anyone notice a puff of smoke???

Chaos, please tell me you sent her the antibacterial hand gel as well

OMG

MNHQ

Seriously........!

BITTER IS STRANDED!

How will she get back?

Gah! cutting the first wire gave me ten minutes grace - there is 4 minutes left to cut the next wire.

COME ON PEOPLE!

The wrong wire.[dad]

The private trolls thread self-destructed.[sadder]

You bunch of nutters!!

(GIGGLEWITCH!! Where have you been, woman? And what happened to you on FB, you've disappeared? Fluffy was worried about you...)

Dad? Quick- we need the technics team! Flick the bean, Bitter, flick the bean!

OK, I'm guessing blue is for tesco - do I go with sainsbury or morrisons next?

Ok..

We're gonna cut the red wire....

(Oh. By the way Bitter. Its been fab knowing you )

There's mutterings at GCHQ that JasonThunderpants is on his way to save BaTCD armed with only a bag of mixed ppers and an arsenal of gooseberries. Bitter when you catch sight of him he will ask "Where's the nearest Nando's?" Your response will be "I'm wise and avid". Do not deviate from the arranged code.