What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

[CrunchyNutCornflake]

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

MNHQ

Argh! the light has gone red! I'm locked out for 2 minutes!

Someone help me!

BODEN

Oh God, it's worse than I thought. Mumsnet Towers is the windswept barn

Or could it be BF(vs)FF?

I fear we have lost a comrade or two ladies..we need to prepare for the worst...

B-O-D-E-N

The lights gone green! I'm in!

Try making clip clop noises and see if it draws out any guards

Are the sisterwives dressed in jaunty floral pinafores?

WTF is going on??

Will we be reduced to an an amusing anecdote in the newsletter? Will MNHQ actually discolse what they are hiding so publicly?

Will they realease poor Chrunchy?

Dear god. This is becoming more tense by the day....

Shit, no, that's Cath Kidston, isn't it? Tell us what you can see!

Oh that's who you are PueriSimilisCanis!!!

Bitter is is in. Copy, Bitter is in

What do you see Bitter??

I'm in a dusty corridor. There are filing cabinets with posters names, A-Z. Except there seems to be an inordinate amount of 'C' cabinets.

I don't know where SGB is. Any suggestions?

What's it like in there Bitter? - I'm guessing something like this

Woke up today with nightdress twisted around norks (had funny dreams of Boden clad Aliens) and a THUMPING headache!
Could it be the copious amounts of wine drunk my tin foil brain protector falling off in the middle of the night?

And where in frecks name is SolidGoldBrass?

Ahhhhhhhh. She's having fun as per...

Sorry, got distracted by looking at my file.

Would you believe my talkname used to be BooHooMonkey?

What do I doooooo? I can go right or left.

Left!

Head for the boxroom!

No! No! Head for the larder. Grab some sausage rolls for your arduous journey ahead

Left, always left (maze advice app...)

The boxroom is left, so I'm going that way - can anyone try and raise SGB on the radio?

If you see a room labelled SCBU, avoid it. It is a massive con, and will actually open onto a vista of waterskiers in the Seychelles.

I think I have found SGB!

It's like a lab, with little cages.