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What on earth is the "private troll topic"???

265 replies

CrunchyNutCornflake · 08/08/2010 23:22

Just using advanced search and this came up a topic...

Any ideas??

OP posts:
llareggub · 09/08/2010 22:41

Oooooooooooooh!

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 22:46

Olivia...what did you do to get your button powers taken away?

Was there some kind of scandal? Shock

Actually...I don't buy that answer at all... Wink

C'mon Olivia, you're between friends now...

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 22:50

Come over to our side Olivia, we will look after you, ...... Val will make you a tin foil hat.

Heathcliffscathy · 09/08/2010 22:52

yeah yeah olivia, like we believe you...

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 23:01

What have you done with Crunchy btw?

SolidGoldBrass · 09/08/2010 23:10

Ooookay Well I hacked into the vault and found SWMNBN and Claire Verity in little cages being fed bread and water, a Danny Dyer voodoo doll with the cock bitten off it, and a suspicious mound with Badly Behaved Ad Agency etched into the stone above it... Oh and there was

Bwaaaaaa -

HalpHalp!

bzzzzzzzzzt...

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:16

Oh shit! I was trying to be discreet, but I've just lost radio contact with SGB! I need back up.

BACK UP!

BACK UP!

Bylf uyk;;;;;;;;;p09nb

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:23

Oh Shit...They GOT SGB......

Olivia, over here It;s safe here. We have foil hats spare

Honeydragon · 09/08/2010 23:24

I have just laughed so hard I woke up the baby - will you lot bloody well behave! Grin

Oh and the tinfoil hats will cause interference with your walkie talkies, may i suggest yoghurt pots and string?

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 23:25

Holy batspunk B&T - who's got the tin foil brain protector????

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:27

Actually they're not hats... they are extra large fascinators

SolidGoldBrass · 09/08/2010 23:29
BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:30

Agents, Do you copy?

I have managed to repair the radio with a piece of the brain protector, but SGB is gone!

Repeat, I have lost eyeball on sgb, the last I saw she was dragged under a bridge - what do I do?

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 23:31

I think I can get into MNHQ unnoticed.....

HecateQueenOfWitches · 09/08/2010 23:33

poor poor SGB

gigglewitch · 09/08/2010 23:34

ah haaaaaaaa Grin

cor.

Am pmsl at the stuff I've read, gotta go and read the entire thread now!

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:36

OMG- she has been dragged into the windswept barn and is being rogered by the sisterwives!

But she might like that- I say leave her till morning.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:37

Right, I'm under the bridge. There is a door with a keypad, but it has random letters rather than numbers. It looks like this

BKO
DLE
NXP

I need to press 5 keys in order, the only clue is a sign saying

Heeeeres Johnnie.

What do I do?

SolidGoldBrass · 09/08/2010 23:40

HALP HALP!
Gnnnn!

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:41

Don't press anything. The bolt-gun may go off.

Valpollicella · 09/08/2010 23:41

Barely receiving you Bitter... ~crackle~~crakle~

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/08/2010 23:41

For the love of god people!! What letters do I press?

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:43

Maybe try OLD PEN? That might be where the sheep are.

MataKurri · 09/08/2010 23:44

Don't take any unnecessary risks SGB, .... at the same time try to keep hold of the cockless Danny Dyer doll, it may be vital evidence

BitOfFun · 09/08/2010 23:45

Can you pick the lock with a spork?