d`y ever wonder what life was like before Mumsnet?

[triplets]

Boring............you have all been my life-line........just wish we could all meet up occasionally, I could bring the trolley:)
Scrap my feeble first attempt, tired .........very tired............yawnnnnnnnnn

Im sure I used to be 17 and beautiful...curvy figure...loooooooooooooooong dark hair, almost to my waist, with a definite touch of ginger in it!!! shite there is nowt grand with getting older!!

Christ Shabs you crack me up every time you write that:o

Any regrets Shabs?

Biggest regret is not meeting the ginger pig when I was older. Met him at High school when we were about 12/13 - started going to watch Man City together and to the pictures most weekends. We went out together for the next 5 years. Too young to fall in love. Would love to see him again, but would also hate to see him again. Too much time has passed and too many lifechanging events have happened. I loved him like I have never loved a lad before or since. I suppose 'life' just got in the way. By the christ I sound like Shirley Valentine. I have never had love from another man (lad) like I had from him. Only my Dad has ever loved me more.

Kale Nits xx

Thanks Trips Nighty Nighty, Pyjama, Pyjama (my Mum used to say that to us when we were little kids) xxxxxx

oooooo still here.................sad Shabs......the man in my life will always be my Dad, no-one will ever be as lovely to me, miss him so much. I had a few fellas in my time, there is one who will always remain in my heart, but also with bitter memories, left him whilst still loving him....often think of him and wonder where he is and what happened to him.We wouldn`t have survived.

Morning girls xx

Good job my dh doesnt read all this:o Oh who cares? Been out in the garden all morning tidying up, leaves everywhere, dont suppose anyone will notice......
Got parent/teacher consultation ths pm, 18 to see, I don`t feel abit like going, never really get much out of them, always the same old thing, takes over 2 hours! Of course could half the time if their biological father was to get off his backside and for once come with me!

Just had a lovely visit from Lyndsey and Auntie Cath - our Faliraki friends - Massive family from Preston, Lancashire who we meet many years ago on holiday. We have been on several holidays together since then. They are full of laughter and fun - especially Auntie Cath who is 67. We all sat here talking about drunken nights in Faliraki!!!

Following the funniest phone call I have had all year.....this song is especially for the mighty Tripster....you my friend are fantastic!!!

Hi all, absolutely knackered after trying to make up work hours lost looking after Jimbob at the start of the week, he is now back at school with his teacher and classroom assistant clucking over him like mother hens!
The boys birthday in 2 weeks time, their best friend and his twin sister are also 11 3 days after, so their mum and I are joining forces this year as money is a bit tight. Party for 20 now being organised

Shabs :) is that what I sounded like? Please would you tell Mr and Mrs Tilsley that HRH Trips send her utmost apologies for offending them with her bad language.........................bloody ecky thump.:o

No you didn't sound like that....not at all. You sounded like I sometimes feel and I only have one teenager. I cannot imagine how you cope. You just make me pee laughing when you swear - you are so posh. My Mum just rang and said 'How is your lovely friend?' She screamed with laughter and it brightened her day.

My Dad is so funny....in his best Bolton/Lancashire accent he said...'Does your friend know what Ecky Thump means? He sounded just like Peter Kay. I said 'Do you know what it means Dad' 'Not really love I know its just something you say when you are aggrivated or fed up....as in...'Eeeee Ecky Thump!!'

You do a great job my owd mucker....a really great job but I know and understand your frustrations with everyday life. xxxx

See I knew you would understand:)
Please tell Dad that Trips has just googled ecky thump......................it apparently is an ancient term from Lancashire and Yorkshire, ecky thump is a form of marshall art involving the throwing of black pudding sausage :o
eee by gum!:)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I love black pudding!!!!

OMG I think I could possibly be a professional Northerner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eee by gum, does your belly touch your bum, do your titties hang low, do you tie 'em in a bow!!!

Love your Northern nursery rhymes........................eeeee aint life bloody grand?

"oh the girl who used to be me"...............:( where did she go?
Shabs.................one day me and you will dangle out boobs toes in that warm Greek sea.................lets promise ...

Promise. Have missed my dear, dear friends this year Trips....have sulked most of the year away. They get me IYKWIM...they just get me...I dont have to dress up, put make up on or show off to them. They just get me. I feel like I have known them well all my life. I would so love to introduce you to them properly and for us to sit and talk. To show our pictures to them. To tell them about our lives. One day my dear buddy...one day. xxx