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[triplets]

Boring............you have all been my life-line........just wish we could all meet up occasionally, I could bring the trolley:)
Scrap my feeble first attempt, tired .........very tired............yawnnnnnnnnn

Awww Trips - think our piggin' Tom has as well.

He is refusing to do his English homework (to be handed in Tuesday morning but given to them 3 weeks ago) says it is boring and he will do half today (which he has) but the rest tomorrow. I have had to come out of his room before I say (or do) something I regret pissing blardy kids!!

[I might have had a glass of wine and I might be going straight to bed]

jeez do we always have to be shadowed by evil twins merely because we have birthed twins

Get your arse back here Frumpster.....

......and I am on the apple juice still hoping that Wayne Roony's new hair drops out and his balls drop off Moaning bloody scouser!!

apple juice.........is that real apple juice or soy-der

Its a rather cheeky little number called White Lightning - £1.99 for a barrel full....hints of apple, nutmeg, cinamon and just a hint of the scent of wee in a lift!! Have missed you my owd buddy xxx

Frumpster check my profile pics - a pic of Lew before and after his first haircut....Im sure his dad is Mick Hucknall

And I am sure their Dad is Adolph Hitler...............I could swing for him..............what a day. Our clearing out of the loft revealed a box full of Matthews beloved formula 1 cars:( Be glad when its all done, I have been strong (for me) and let go of most of his things we have found so far. I after 17 years have realized that I don`t need them to remember him..........oh but I do miss him xx

is there a spare glass of [wine for me?] I deserve one today, and a few nuts perhaps??:)

Oh darling - 'stuff' is just 'stuff' isin't it. I keep clearing stuff out bit by bit. Holding you close tonight my love xxx

Shabs.............bloody clever of you to be in two places at once:o

Where has that Frumpster gone, comes in after being awol, swigging vino and not a drop for us.................ay......its a poor do, a poor do.........

Morning!! Just had a full 1 and three quarter hours sleep.....if I cough just once more I think I will throw up. My head is pounding because I have coughed so much. Just found Tom still on the fookin computer - he goes back to school tomorrow. I didn't even have to speak....I opened the door, gave him 'the look' and he got into bed!! His sleeping habbits have driven me mad since he was born...........bloody, bloody kid! Computer comes out of his room today.

aww shabs, hope you feel better soon

Happy new year bubby!

Going to dust off my bike today and try to cycle to Tescos this morning - I may be some time!

Shabs must say your Toms school term time is ridiculous, far too late to be going back. Have you got Lew today too? Try and snatch a snooze, doctors orders! I have been in the loft, finally sorted Matthews things, gone from and area 12x4ft to 4 boxes, I actually feel ok....................only taken 17 yrs. Its done. Now going to jump in the bath, absolutely filthy!!

Yes I had Lew from 6.45 till 2.00 today - he is hysterical but makes me so tired that I feel sick. Tom has finally got up but is staying out of my way and out of the way of his fookin homework!! I am starting to bubble with temper and feel crap.

I am glad you got Matthews stuff sorted Trips. I know how hard it is but somehow I felt better after I had the most precious things saved. xxx

Hi All, my old boss just came back to do my annual review, so same crap rubbish on it as last year, mutual hate lingers on!
Trips - Why do our kids and other halves do this to us! Glad you have managed to sort out Matthews things, it must have been very hard on you, go get another glass of vino.
Shabs- if your Tom is anything like my James, he will suddenly panic at bed time, then stay up half the night trying to get the work done and making a really poor job of it! James had his first extra tuition today after school, will have to find out how it went when I get home.

Shabs, wish I could come and give you a donkey scrub, you sound worn out, is there anything I can do...............pm me if you need anything, promise. Feels funny, looking up at the ceiling knowing just about everything has gone from the loft.................
Feeling very proud of Becca, she has coped really well bless her, I had quite expected a call from school to go and collect her. Felt abit miffed with her father this evening (whats new) when the kids left the table he said, "so how is Rebecca getting on with her problem"? PROBLEM? I just said, "its not a problem its natural and its now a part of her life for a very long time, its not a problem". I know I am being harsh, men just don`t know how to handle these things do they? Useless lot.............
Well thats my exciting news for today folks........................should I get the trolley out.........................still got some turkey!!

Am I to head for Calais then ?:o

Send me all the turkey you have got Trips....Oh my word I loves me turkey I do!!!

Tom finished the work....with ease....thats the problem - he is lucky that he has a real gift for learning - he gets glowing reports from school. The problem is it makes him lazy.

I must admit I cant wait for 8.15am tomorrow.....it will be finally quiet in my house!!