Botwatch 85 the continuing saga of MLM. When 99.6% of people joining MLM are destined to lose money is that an opportunity or a scam?

[YouOKHun]

Here is a new thread!

All this talk of pathetic diary attempts makes me want to do a half arsed attempt myself and see if I can beat her sales 😂

Done!

As predicted Yawn has dropped out of the number one slot on Amazon. She will need to buy another 10 copies today to be in with a chance of not disappearing completely by the end of the week.

By the way has anyone noticed that FLP never mentions the collagen product (unless I've missed it)? I know the products aren't their chief concern but this particular product was supposed to turn things around. I'm guessing the bot customers can't afford c.£90 a month. I rarely see it mentioned by any of them.

today she’s claiming she’s ’been awarded number 1 bestseller’ as though it’s the Oscars and she has received an actual award

she’s also saying that her business is now a month old and she’d had no idea what to do without her coach (who’s clearly been setting her lots of tasks and busy work, clever of her to keep suggesting things to Yawn like photo shoots and podcasts, keeps her entertained and feeling like she’s making progress) …. So now SHE can coach people on how to set up a business!!

hmm perhaps wait till you have an actual viable business before selling yourself as a business guru, Yawn

Didn't take long for her ranking to drop. Wonder how many she bought herself??

It must contain some very profound things as Scotbot got hers and she is so happy she could cry.

Omg, Scotbot is such a sadcase, she needs to get a life!

Yeah, right . The printing press is struggling to cope with the sheer volume of orders I'm sure 🤣🤣

All those blank pages must be too much for Amazon’s printing resources to cope with! 🤣

I can't help but wonder where the thousands of reviews are 🤔 Very strange considering she's sold so many copies

Considering the alleged huge popularity of her journal I'm amazed she hasn't had any reviews on Amazon yet and still has almost no interaction on her FB biz page.

Her example of positive mental attitude is so lame. Her orthodontic retainer was on the point of snapping so she went to Mr Yawn for a solution, probably in a panic about the money and no positive mental attitude visible at all. He came up with a solution (though not a particularly wise one) then the orthodontist called back and said they'd found her file so she doesn't have to pay for expensive scans.

What she describes is an unfortunate, inconvenient and potentially expensive first world problem that Mr Yawn tried to solve and then wasn't a problem anyway. The issue with this example of her having a 'positive mental attitude' is it's the example she will apply to others in her group with more complex problems (which were clearly discussed in the group the other week). It is massively unhelpful to have someone tell you to be positive about your more complex problems or mental health struggles citing their carefully edited story of triumph over trivia.

It's all a lie anyway. I want to see her have a positive mental attitude when someone questions her politely but publicly (remember her aggressive reaction to the polite comment about thigh gaps a few months back?).

I know this thread is about MLM and the behaviour of many different bots but at the moment she is, as @BSintolerant says, the grift that keeps on giving. The lies are daily.

@OhMyGiddyAunt cross post re the missing reviews!

Does that mean it's shite and not selling so Amazon have reduced the price?

I notice that the book that has replaced her book at number one is the book I looked at numerous times yesterday and I resume others did too! It has obviously sold a few copies unlike this weekend's "bestseller" but could the interest in this book listed underneath hers have knocked her into second place? If so then I'm suddenly avidly interested in book number 3 in the Woo Bollocks category.

@YouOKHun 😉

Where was Yawn’s positive mental attitude when she got stranded in India? Did it catch an earlier flight home (without incident) or go into hiding for its own safety?

Has anyone in Yawnsville noticed any strange lights in the sky? The reason I ask is because I’ve just typed Yawn’s name into Amazon, yo discover that she has written a number of erotic literary works (presumably to be read with one hand) including one about a ménage a trois with two aliens.

As if this isn’t disturbing enough, Yawn has also written an “Instant Pot Cookbook” which is intended to “surprise your guests.” I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s been cooking up a storm in her bot potty and the smoke from whatever she’s been brewing has attracted the attention of little green guests from outer space who happened to be flying in the wrong direction on the M5 in search of the Roadchef.

Beam me up, Botty! 🤣

@BSintolerant 🤣

From the Instant Bot Cookbook:

Ingredients

*Aloe Vera
**Bull shit
A large quantity of other people's money
Half a pint of warm Prosecco
A soupçon of dreams, crushed
3 tablespoons of delusion
One very big fish from a very small pond
4lbs of positive thinking, sieve out any realism first
1 pint of Mr Yawn's tears
1 Starbucks (what else would you spend that kind of money on?).
A soupçon of self-awareness (optional)
1 tsp of good sense (optional)

*this garage/back bedroom store cupboard essential can be used liberally - a gallon should chip into your supplies
** readily available all over Yawnsville

Method:

Tip it all into a cauldron. Get Uber to stir it for you. Wait till it goes off the boil around mid November.

Serving suggestion:

This is a dish best served cold. Garnish liberally with ripped up pages from a number one non-selling manifestation journal, be generous, there are loads more where that journal came from.

Caution: will almost definitely be toxic.

@YouOKHun & @BSintolerant - superb 😂😂😂! Please can we get your books to number 1 too

Amazon wouldn't of reduced the price. They don't do that. It's the seller who reduces it. She really is rather dim.

I think you should write a One Bot cookbook for shifty grifters@YouOKHun ! 🤣🤣

She is dim. She always makes a drama out of small things that cost money going against the facade of a millionaire business owner. If you are earning good money in your business you just get these things sorted as it’s more productive to work on your profitable business. It amazes me how she constantly does things that goes against her narrative.

Apparently Messiah is hurriedly packing up his apartment and selling his bling furnishings on a Dubai Irish expats page. How he afforded a £13k a month six bedroom apartment is a mystery - that's a lot of his victims' benefit money.

It's either because of the new extradition agreement between Rep of Ireland and Dubai or because Its the Fizz [sic] bombed and he owes money to people in Dubai. Where could he go next - I hear Russia and China are nice at this time of year.

@BSintolerant I'll start tonight. One recipe on page one and then lots of blank pages ready for the reader to attract recipes into their lives. If they don't feel like an abundant Fanny Craddock immediately it will be down to blocked energy pathways and not having enough crystals in their pants. If the Bit Pot Cook Book doesn't sell I'll force my elderly mother to buy ten copies a day.

Does Yawn and Mr Yawn not realise that it is a mental idea to use superglue on a fixed metal retainer in your mouth?? pair of utter idiots. You'll end up poisoning yourself you nit wit.

She's looking very tired and worn down. It must be beyond wearing to find the energy to keep slogging away at something that is simply not going to bring you a great deal of money. Yawn hasn't created anything different or unique. She isn't bringing anything amazing, new or fresh to the table. Her idea of a virtually blank note book with a few shit memes chucked in isn't going to make her this best seller number 1 world wide know "author" she thinks she is going to be. The level of self imposed grandeur is beyond breathtaking. It must be a very bright sparkly place her brain lives in. It also struck me how stupid her husband continues to be. She calls her "sounding board" husband up to offer her words of wisdom on how to fix a retainer and gives her the stupidest advice ever. As a adult with a fixed retainer if it snapped which is has on a few occasions I simply book into the orthodontist to get it fixed. Now if my husband came at me with a stick of superglue he'd be wearing it on his forehead by the time I'd finished with him. Jesus it's no wonder he's so easily manipulated if he is that thick he thinks putting a highly toxic poison into his wifes mouth, unless he had a plan to finish her off once and for all and claim he didn't know if would kill her!!!