Yawn is now threatening her followers with a "wellness weekend retreat". It won't be at the Thatch (surely?!) so I assume she'd have to find a venue. She will have to charge her retreat customers handsomely for that and no one she knows will be able to stretch to that as they have given their money to FLP.
I suppose her trip to support a friend today was her jumping when her coach tells her to jump. Another day of expenses with no earnings for Yawn. Have they cooked up the wellness retreat together? She plans to offer wholesome smoothies, sound baths, a chef, meditation, yoga, banishing negativity and empowerment exercises and fun, which could mean:
Wholesome smoothies: aloe vera
Sound bath: being waterboarded willingly to drown out the sound of Yawn's empowerment bollocks
Chef: Mr Yawn in a pinny
Meditation: shutting the fuck up while Yawn reads out something nicked from Headspace
Yoga: who knows but it will probably require a trip to A&E afterwards.
Banishing negativity: thought stopping and guilting people about their thinking
Empowerment exercises: boosting Yawn's ego
Fun: not applicable