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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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Spongebobette · 11/02/2022 17:53

I wonder what Nurse is up to…..

SmorgasBorb · 11/02/2022 18:22

@Spongebobette

I wonder what Nurse is up to…..
You mean the "having to be somewhere but can't say too much yet but it's very exciting?" Last time she said that it was a 'new business venture' which turned out to be a 'reinvigorated' FL biz.
Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 11/02/2022 18:26

I miss Nurse 😢

SandyDays · 11/02/2022 18:41

If anyone is on tiktok there is a fab lady there called Charlie ( search _dearsociety ) who used to be a travel hun bot and she is posting some very interesting videos - well worth a watch -

SmorgasBorb · 12/02/2022 04:00

@Invasionofthegutsnatchers

I miss Nurse 😢
You aren't missing much. These days there's very little FL stuff. She does a live every morning which is basically whether she's at work today or not and, if she's not at work, that she's going to do the weekly shop.
fromdownwest · 12/02/2022 11:23

Castles ex PT - Instagram
‘Restrictive meal plan, 1200 calories suck
So don’t do them’

How on earth can she post this in one breathe then promote FL with a it’s C9.

She really is damaging her PT business with this conflict

Spongebobette · 12/02/2022 11:46

Invasionofthegutsnatchers
I miss Nurse 😢

You aren't missing much. These days there's very little FL stuff. She does a live every morning which is basically whether she's at work today or not and, if she's not at work, that she's going to do the weekly shop.

… literally

And having ‘chilled out’ days

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 12/02/2022 12:20

@fromdownwest

Castles ex PT - Instagram ‘Restrictive meal plan, 1200 calories suck So don’t do them’

How on earth can she post this in one breathe then promote FL with a it’s C9.

She really is damaging her PT business with this conflict

The conflict of bot's posts really annoys me.

Castle's BFF is another one:

"I've had an eating disorder and always struggle to eat enough calories in a day" and then "I take these daily fat blockers and appetite suppressants/do C9s"

Spongebobette · 12/02/2022 12:44

Castle’s BFF scares me with her obsession with food and working out

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 12/02/2022 13:07

@Spongebobette

Castle’s BFF scares me with her obsession with food and working out
Me too.

A mother of 4 who is in the gym 6am as often as she can, and lives on rice crispies, Starbucks, wine, fat blockers and appetite suppressants.

Not a healthy lifestyle for someone who "owns" a supposed health and beauty business.

Spongebobette · 12/02/2022 14:39

You can see the effects of the contradictions in some Insta stories - recently Yawn was saying how she’d worked her socks off all week and was relaxing by sticking lolly pop sticks to a table …, you could actually see her brain freeze for a second as she realised that this contradicted what she often says - she only works a few hours a week- but she ploughed on

I think this is why so much is in stories now rather than actual posts, as someone said upthread, because laid end to end where you can see them there are so many holes and contradictions in what bots say

Spongebobette · 12/02/2022 14:40

Nooks and crannies of time versus I have a packed day of meetings

Time freedom versus I have scheduled team evening meetings every night

CloseYourEyesAndSee · 12/02/2022 16:31

@Invasionofthegutsnatchers

I miss Nurse 😢
She's beyond boring
dickiedavisthunderthighs · 12/02/2022 16:59

Sacked seems to be shilling some kind of gifting circle now aka the pointiest of all pyramid schemes.

DecemberGal · 12/02/2022 18:25

BBC page. Item about mums returning to work 2 weeks after giving work. Says she is a Business coach . Her profile has the smell of MLM.

DecemberGal · 12/02/2022 18:26

Birth not work.

Spongebobette · 12/02/2022 19:02

Link?

Angrymum22 · 12/02/2022 20:40

Let’s hope Yawn’s daughter is better as spelling and grammar than her mother if she is planning a career in law.

Angrymum22 · 12/02/2022 20:41

And me 🤣

BSintolerant · 12/02/2022 22:16

@Angrymum22

Let’s hope Yawn’s daughter is better as spelling and grammar than her mother if she is planning a career in law.
Imagine the hilarity if she takes after Yawn. She’d have her colleagues sniggering like Muttley at at all those defecation of character cases, the court staff would piss themselves at letters addressed to The Court Manger at the Cunty Court at Worcester. The Office of the Pubic guardian will have a collection to buy her the letter “L.” Grin Anyway, I thought Yawn’s daughter wanted to be a bot, just like her mother?

As for nurse, that woman is so boring she could bore an arsehole in a wooden horse.

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Spongebobette · 13/02/2022 08:23

Perhaps Yawn’s DD will study law and learn about fraud, Ponzi schemes, pyramid schemes and MLMs and realise her mother has been ripping people off her whole life

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 13/02/2022 11:56

As well as being unable to follow her own advice or organise a piss up in a brewery, Castle is so out of touch with reality.

How does she expect "real" women/mums to relate to her when she essentially has unpaid staff (aka her parents) running around doing all her dirty work.

She's just back from 2/3 nights away without her children and straightaway she has to call in her parents at 6am to take over as she's had no sleep and can't cope. She's also had all her washing and ironing done by her mum. How many people have that sort of support?

I really can't see how she has all these followers, they must be as gullible as anything.

fromdownwest · 13/02/2022 13:37

She really is something, tells everyone that it’s just application that make one successful.
Yet in and out of business she is a quitter, she quits the gym, she quits on podcasts, she quits on everything she does.
How prople don’t see through he BS is beyond me.

Imagine asking your parents at 6 am to look after YOUR child, after 3 days away.

No shame on that one at all.
Entitled

BSintolerant · 13/02/2022 13:46

Castle couldn’t organise a leg over in a brothel.

If it’s true that Castle’s parents lent her £250k to buy her way high up in the Forever Living pyramid, I wonder if she asked them for the money or if they offered it to her?

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Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 13/02/2022 14:36

Far from 'keeping it real', Castle is alienating her downline who are likely to feel the pinch soon with rising living costs. Castle is so wasteful it makes me feel sick.