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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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SmorgasBorb · 09/02/2022 10:24

@Spongebobette

Oh Nurse You are poorly sick and tell the world you are off sick from work but it does not occur to you how lucky you are that you will still be paid How great it is to have a job!
Third time this year. All that expensive aloe is doing the world of good. I spend about the same amount on gin and I've been without disease this year AND I haven't had to bore my friends with lives of me going to the offy and video diarising my every waking moment.

Nurse, you'd be healthier mentally and physically with GIN(tm)

BSintolerant · 09/02/2022 10:46

I think you might be right @fitgirl26 - she’s got a lot to hide.

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Spongebobette · 09/02/2022 11:05

@Smorgasborb your life must not be as fascinating as Nurse’s 😬

Spongebobette · 09/02/2022 15:10

I’m going to have to unfollow Castle’s BFF on Insta
Her face looming in all her posts is becoming irritating

Spongebobette · 09/02/2022 15:18

Yawn has recruited a solicitor yesterday and a doctor today

Apparently

Twentytwentyhindsight · 09/02/2022 17:00

In Yawnspeak, that means someone who once attended a first aid course and a court usher...

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 09/02/2022 17:15

@fitgirl26

Is it me or has Yawn either removed a load of posts or changed her privacy settings on them? Only a few recent posts there and nothing about the January C9 and the "massive" weight loss.

It does mean that you can easily see she didn't look much different in 2015 despite several C9s a year since.

Not just you, I can only see back to Jan 28th and before that a few posts from 2015.

I've also noticed that bots are using their stories much more nowadays because of course these are only visible for a certain amount of time so anything they could get pulled up on disappears.

HeyUpits2022 · 09/02/2022 19:40

Yawn has definitely tightened up on post visibility. Interesting that she's left the photos of Uber's big party 6 years ago. I wonder how many of the bots pictured are still bots 🤔

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 09/02/2022 20:01

In fact the only posts left (other than the 2015 ones) are all FL related - no house ones, no butchering the oak beams, no dog posts, no lunch date selfies....just "business" ones.

Hmmm....I wonder what's behind all this??

Spongebobette · 09/02/2022 20:45

I expect it’s due to the coach she’s paying for top notch advice

funkylittleboatrace · 10/02/2022 12:10

Anyone else think Broke is sitting on a big pile of cash? I think he’s going to disappear off social medial very soon.

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 10/02/2022 13:16

If he's not careful it will be more than social media that he'll disappear from as he's going to piss off someone high up in the criminal world or someone with dodgy contacts .

definitelynotabot · 10/02/2022 17:16

Interestingly, FL Success Day is being moved to a smaller venue... very telling? Not able to fill a bigger venue?

Spongebobette · 10/02/2022 17:23

Where is it?

JohnStonesMissus · 10/02/2022 17:49

@definitelynotabot

Interestingly, FL Success Day is being moved to a smaller venue... very telling? Not able to fill a bigger venue?
No doubt they'll blame Covid, it's the get out of jail card for everything these days..
BSintolerant · 10/02/2022 18:17

@Spongebobette

Where is it?
Yawn’s shed! She’ll have to roll out the bot potty. 🚽

The podcast you mentioned previously is very good Sponge - I listened to the episode on Scientology with Jon Atack who saw it for what it was and left when he realised L Ron Hubbard was a liar. If only more people would apply a bit of critical thought to MLM instead of believing the lies bots tell and getting swept along by false hope and toxic positivity.

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Spongebobette · 10/02/2022 18:20

It’s great isn’t it. There’s one with Bandy X Lee About Donald Trump - she’s been warning about him for years

definitelynotabot · 10/02/2022 20:58

@Spongebobette

Where is it?
The Motor Museum. And party in the tent at HQ after....Hmm
Spongebobette · 10/02/2022 21:03

Oh a great place to make it look busy when it’s not

Twentytwentyhindsight · 11/02/2022 07:06

That tent's been out all winter; it must be as mouldy as Yawn's thatch by now.

BSintolerant · 11/02/2022 09:35

I wonder if the motor museum will enable bots to pose in front of cars claiming that FL has enabled them to buy one? Grin

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Tupperwarelid · 11/02/2022 12:37

Interested to see how long Castle's 24 day shred lasts for given all the other diets/exercise/fads she's done in the last 12 months. It's all about consistency and planning though isn't it?

definitelynotabot · 11/02/2022 13:01

@Tupperwarelid

Interested to see how long Castle's 24 day shred lasts for given all the other diets/exercise/fads she's done in the last 12 months. It's all about consistency and planning though isn't it?
Gosh, what she needs is a planner. Now if only she knew where to get one of those. (Probably with slogans and lots of added glitz....)
definitelynotabot · 11/02/2022 13:02

@Spongebobette

Oh a great place to make it look busy when it’s not
Indeed. And lots of smokescreen about reason for the move. I can only guess they just couldn't remotely fill the original venue (which holds twice as many). They used to pack it out.
fromdownwest · 11/02/2022 13:13

@Tupperwarelid

Interested to see how long Castle's 24 day shred lasts for given all the other diets/exercise/fads she's done in the last 12 months. It's all about consistency and planning though isn't it?
It’s actually quite comical the amount of resets etc that woman has had. 321 just do it, that easy. No excuses Just plan

She’s a walking contradiction.