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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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Hunbot · 21/01/2022 17:07

Iron bot 19th jan

Claiming jp has been selected as top value for money product and a link to an article. Picture of jp on it

Go into the article - the jp has been photoshopped and it isnt in the article

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 21/01/2022 17:09

How sad and desperate

VolcanicEruption · 21/01/2022 17:18

Yawn talking about farmers wife knee operation. She states £14k whereas it was £8k before. I know inflation is rampant but that’s a fair hike. Sure Yawn can find some loose change at the back of her sofas.

BSintolerant · 21/01/2022 18:55

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting Grin

Wedding vowels?! Nice veiwel she’s wearing in that pic. Seriously though, not knowing what a vowel is could lead to all sorts of mischief. Imagine having your first dance to Bot out of Hull? If she wants new vowels does that mean she’s suffering from loose vowels? So many pissibolities ...

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SSDGM · 21/01/2022 19:11

Is BBL back with JP? Last thing I heard she had gone to Glowb (business bombshells) and they have gone very quiet.

I’ve read all is not well in FM, I wonder if Sacked will move on?

YouokHun · 21/01/2022 19:18

MLM wedding vowels: a, e, I.O.U

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 21/01/2022 19:56

One of Castle's minions has posted a selfie with this ...

I have a migraine but I'm just so excited and grateful!

2021 was a rocky year but 2022 already has me smiling from ear to ear.

...away tomorrow for the night, we're doing luxury and knowing I earn that extra money in December is so empowering.

And...... Next week I'm off to see my gorgeous (Castle) and have a few days brainstorming and laughing in Wales.

🤩

I read Brainstorming as Brainwashing 🤣🤣🤣 well it's more accurate isn't it?!

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 21/01/2022 19:58

@BSintolerant I had a feeling you'd enjoy the goal board Grin

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 21/01/2022 20:29

According to Yawn her BFF is "approaching that 7 figure income"

I can only presume that means £77.77 which is why she downsized to a terrace/semi and was enquiring about bar work recently.

Itsnotover · 21/01/2022 21:05

@WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks

According to Yawn her BFF is "approaching that 7 figure income"

I can only presume that means £77.77 which is why she downsized to a terrace/semi and was enquiring about bar work recently.

🤣 god it's not actually even funny is it? 😩

BSintolerant · 21/01/2022 21:49

Our friend Eyes would have described it as tragicomic. He was right about a lot of things.

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Beetlebum76 · 22/01/2022 08:37

Yawns BFF. I see the camera man has conveniently missed out last years CB bonus figure! More smoke and mirrors.

Itsnotover · 22/01/2022 09:49

@Beetlebum76

Yawns BFF. I see the camera man has conveniently missed out last years CB bonus figure! More smoke and mirrors.

The bonus cheques have gone down in value too.

Spongebobette · 22/01/2022 10:24

Extraordinary how Forever Living films these boys for their training and marketing when it's easy to find out that their businesses are doing v badly

Spongebobette · 22/01/2022 10:24

*bots

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 22/01/2022 10:26

BBL is flogging her used fake bags, purses and clothing on Vinted at a fiver an item. Classy

terrywynne · 22/01/2022 10:32

@VolcanicEruption

Yawn talking about farmers wife knee operation. She states £14k whereas it was £8k before. I know inflation is rampant but that’s a fair hike. Sure Yawn can find some loose change at the back of her sofas.
What's tragic is if you follow the link to the bots profile you will see the list of all the FL products she is taking and which will be costing her £££. So not only will FL not make her the money she wants but is costing her money she could be saving.

Absolute preying on the desperate by top bots. They know people are unlikely to make enough money in less than 2 years to pay for life changing surgery etc but are happy to recruit them anyway.

stockpilingallthecheese · 22/01/2022 20:21

Yawn has posted 2 things which as far as I can see totally contradict.

One is the potential earnings p.a of the different FLP levels where it says that sapphire manager can earn 75k - 168k.

Then below she's congratulating her bestie on hitting sapphire manager which is 'approaching a 7 figure income'. Confused

Maybe approaching a 6 figure income (not that I actually believe that) but how is 168k nearly the same as 1m Hmm

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 22/01/2022 20:44

She has no concept of place value. (Sorry I'm a teacher)

Spongebobette · 22/01/2022 21:07

May be me being dim, but I am sure Yawn’s bestie used to have a company registered on Companies House, but I can only find her name associated with a sort of charity company now
When I looked a couple of years ago, her aloe company wasn’t making money

Spongebobette · 22/01/2022 21:11

Oh I have found it now

Business has 11k in it

Which is quite a long way off 7 figures!!!

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 22/01/2022 21:58

11k wouldn't get you a term in our local public school yet she claims her business paid for her 2 boys through public school !

I note that the older boy is very talented sportswise so no doubt got a scholarship.

grumpytoddler1 · 22/01/2022 22:01

Hmm I wonder where those earnings figures come from. As far as I'm aware Castle is only a 'sapphire manager' but in the FLP peak was claiming to make something like £50k a month! Perhaps those are those average numbers from recent years. Which is interesting because that won't cover Castle's lifestyle.

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 22/01/2022 22:06

Bollocks bollocks bollocks. Big hairy ones

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 22/01/2022 22:07

I would put money on Castle having remortgaged recently particularly as her mum who doesn't seem very bright, let slip that she'd seen a mortgage broker a couple of weeks ago.