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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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comfortablyfrumpy · 17/01/2022 22:25

I am lost as to who Bestie is?

Hunbot · 17/01/2022 23:22

Yawns bestie.

Spongebobette · 18/01/2022 09:27

She carefully blanked out her ex husband’s names on the cheques 👀

definitelynotabot · 18/01/2022 09:52

@Hunbot

Think it is bestie who has posted all her cheques in order. It goes up to a point and then comes back down. Almost like a certain geometrical shape associated with mlm. The glory days are far behind them
Why would you do that - it surely will show that the business is in decline. If all was well it should surely be increasing year after year? Seems barmy!
VolcanicEruption · 18/01/2022 10:12

Apparently she took 2 years off😂. Transparency and Irony are skills that are lacking there.

fromdownwest · 18/01/2022 10:21

Why do bots always say they took time off? Castle does the same.

I thought the business ran itself?

Spongebobette · 18/01/2022 10:54

That’s always Yawn’s excuse for no cheque - took a year off to do up the house or something
Which is presumably why she has to hide her social media history because it shows she was working her socks off
She has to live in the perpetual present
(Not sure multiple trips to HomeSense to buy hearts and trinkets counts as house renovation btw)

Spongebobette · 18/01/2022 11:12

Homeschool is over sharing photos of her child in hospital
Multiple photos of a small sick child on a public FB account - WHY
Give your child some privacy you stupid woman

CloseYourEyesAndSee · 18/01/2022 11:19

Honeschool's partner posted loads of pics of homeschool's kids calling them 'my beautiful girls'
Not MLM related but it's pretty awful behaviour

Roadshiner · 18/01/2022 11:22

On my local small town community (population 12,000) FB page, just an hour ago, someone asked if there were any BSAH local reps. Within an hour over 20 different names were offered!

acatcalledjohn · 18/01/2022 12:44

Does anyone remember wedding cake bot? The one who got married in 2016-ish and had an FLP themed wedding cake (yellow gloop bottle on top). She's still selling FLP to this day but has decided to come off all social media.

I wonder how much that will do for her "business".

YouokHun · 18/01/2022 13:28

@CloseYourEyesAndSee

Honeschool's partner posted loads of pics of homeschool's kids calling them 'my beautiful girls' Not MLM related but it's pretty awful behaviour
That’s not the same partner as Homeschool had when she came off SM and said she was stopping NWM back in March/April. So perhaps the new partner is involved in NWM and has less of a filter about what should be shared? Not good. Poor children.
Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 18/01/2022 19:09

One of Castle's minions posing with 25 boxes of collagen crap says:

£685 PROFIT IN 1 DAY………

Let me tell you the power of just 1 product.
Our BRAND NEW MARINE COLLAGEN!

Last week when our next batch of collagen was released I had a pre order list ready to go and as soon as my orders were placed I had made £685 just on 1 product.

I’d actually made just under £900 profit on the full order you see below but it’s the collagen I want to talk about.

This product is brand new and until October last year I knew nothing about collagen nor did I have any idea we would be launching this as our next products.
As soon as announced I made sure I watched the training from our head office so I understood the product, I purchased a box for myself to try so I could recommend with confidence and then BOOM sales have been crazy.

It didn’t matter how long I’d been in business and nobody can say I knew more about it than them as we all got informed on the same day so all had the same opportunity with this 1 product.
Whether you were brand new to the team that week or nearly 8 years in like me.

I tell you this not to show off but to share with you the potential of this business with our products.

We have nearly 100 different products in our range with more new products ready to be released in May so you have the complete confidence in getting started with your business and focussing on what suits you.

When you can earn an incredible income from just 1 product alone can you imagine the possibilities once you start to work your way through our whole range!

When you are working with world leading, award winning products that are backed by science, you have nothing to worry about what so ever!
Just be excited about the HUGE potential!

......

Name ONE person you know who would buy this. I can't.

Spongebobette · 18/01/2022 19:41

Good god she’s bought it all herself

FloellaDeVille · 18/01/2022 20:15

Long time lurker here (and acquaintance of Yawn's BFF, which always makes me feel like a weird stalker whenever I bump into her).

I can't help but notice that Yawn's latest C9 results photo is looking a bit on the squeezed side. Her face looks like it belongs to a completely different person, and is definitely not the face from Uber's stories the other day. She is such a fibby fibber.

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 18/01/2022 20:20

@Spongebobette correct 🤣

Spongebobette · 18/01/2022 20:26

@FloellaDeVille it’s amazing the effects you can get when you’d husband photographs you from the top of the stairs 😉

definitelynotabot · 18/01/2022 20:39

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting

One of Castle's minions posing with 25 boxes of collagen crap says:

£685 PROFIT IN 1 DAY………

Let me tell you the power of just 1 product.
Our BRAND NEW MARINE COLLAGEN!

Last week when our next batch of collagen was released I had a pre order list ready to go and as soon as my orders were placed I had made £685 just on 1 product.

I’d actually made just under £900 profit on the full order you see below but it’s the collagen I want to talk about.

This product is brand new and until October last year I knew nothing about collagen nor did I have any idea we would be launching this as our next products.
As soon as announced I made sure I watched the training from our head office so I understood the product, I purchased a box for myself to try so I could recommend with confidence and then BOOM sales have been crazy.

It didn’t matter how long I’d been in business and nobody can say I knew more about it than them as we all got informed on the same day so all had the same opportunity with this 1 product.
Whether you were brand new to the team that week or nearly 8 years in like me.

I tell you this not to show off but to share with you the potential of this business with our products.

We have nearly 100 different products in our range with more new products ready to be released in May so you have the complete confidence in getting started with your business and focussing on what suits you.

When you can earn an incredible income from just 1 product alone can you imagine the possibilities once you start to work your way through our whole range!

When you are working with world leading, award winning products that are backed by science, you have nothing to worry about what so ever!
Just be excited about the HUGE potential!

......

Name ONE person you know who would buy this. I can't.

25 boxes... who's she trying to kid. I don't believe that for one minute. Unless she's been making claims which she shouldn't??

I wonder if any others will be posting very similar messages.... (cynical, me).

JohnStonesMissus · 18/01/2022 20:42

@FloellaDeVille

Long time lurker here (and acquaintance of Yawn's BFF, which always makes me feel like a weird stalker whenever I bump into her).

I can't help but notice that Yawn's latest C9 results photo is looking a bit on the squeezed side. Her face looks like it belongs to a completely different person, and is definitely not the face from Uber's stories the other day. She is such a fibby fibber.

Ha yes I thought that! She's doctored that photo make no mistake, she looks like she's tried to make herself look slimmer but you can just tell because she's all squashed, it's the first thing I noticed, and for once Mr Yawn didn't take the photo from a ladder so drastic action was needed..
JohnStonesMissus · 18/01/2022 20:44

Why would you pay FL extortionate prices for collagen when there are far better value ones everywhere?

PieonaBarm · 18/01/2022 20:44

[quote Spongebobette]@FloellaDeVille it’s amazing the effects you can get when you’d husband photographs you from the top of the stairs 😉[/quote]

Look at the hand which is on her hip. Very odd shaped little finger going on.

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 18/01/2022 20:45

Please post photo of yawn squeezed. Black out distinguishing features. Just do it for the team

SnoogyWoo · 18/01/2022 21:13

Her whole arm has been heavily photoshopped Grin looks so bad and just confirms that scammy nature of it all.

Spongebobette · 18/01/2022 22:02

Ah I can only see her Insta, is this on FB?

BSintolerant · 18/01/2022 22:16

They’re all lying liars who tell lies. They’d do very well in politics.

Surely taking time out from their network marketing business wouldn’t have a detrimental effect on their bottom line? Where’s all this residual income which they boast about?

Willable income? My arse!

I’m amazed some of these bots aren’t bragging about their businesses being able to run themselves in the next life whilst they rest in eternal peace, or run around putting out fires and breathing in sulphurous fumes in all those nooks and crannies of eternal damnation, depending on where they end up. Wink 😈

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