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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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Twentytwentyhindsight · 15/01/2022 13:36

But Yawn is in Uber's team, isn't she?

terrywynne · 15/01/2022 13:43

@Twentytwentyhindsight

But Yawn is in Uber's team, isn't she?
I think so... I lose track a bit. But QLS is def Bloodsuckers team - she refers to it in her FB bio. Also she has the most vom inducing posts over Xmas and new year including all the stuff about being in network marketing to serve others. Her comment about the more people you help, the more you get is true I guess (in the pointy shaped object way) but not not in the selfless way she is making out!
dickiedavisthunderthighs · 15/01/2022 13:48

Bloodsucker is Uber's upline and Uber is Yawn's upline IIRC.

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 15/01/2022 13:49

They all hate each other too 😆

Twentytwentyhindsight · 15/01/2022 14:26

I thought Uber's upline was her mum?

Spongebobette · 15/01/2022 14:38

Nice video with Robert Fitzpatrick

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 15/01/2022 15:04

@Invasionofthegutsnatchers

They all hate each other too 😆
Maybe that's why Uber chose a not particularly flattering pic of Yawn on her Insta and fb story 😆
PieonaBarm · 15/01/2022 15:57

And a current, unfiltered picture of Yawn it is too!

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 15/01/2022 16:01

Wow the c9s are not working for Yawn.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 15/01/2022 16:25

And Uber still repeating the tired old lies Yawn has made up about herself. We all know the childminder persona is untrue (she worked as a police call handler, as detailed in her LinkedIn biog.) and Mr Yawn is working...

Spongebobette · 15/01/2022 17:00

It always makes me chuckle when there are 2 photos on the same day of Yawn, one carefully composed and filtered selfie and one ‘real’ photo snapped by someone else
She looks perfectly fine in the real photo of course, but by only ever posting the most flattering angles in her own posts it causes a bit of a shock to see the real her

JohnStonesMissus · 15/01/2022 17:33

Where is this photo?

Spongebobette · 15/01/2022 17:35

On Uber’s stories

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 15/01/2022 17:57

I would love to know how much time each week Yawn spends taking photos from numerous angles in various outfits, sifting through and editing them.

In fact you can add to that the staging of all the other (non-selfie) photos - getting the right angle so it doesn't show the stain on the wall/carpet/sofa, making sure you can see the "designer" handbag/shoe, hiding the Tesco Value products on the shelf behind, moving the washing drying on the radiator ......

Spongebobette · 15/01/2022 18:05

Yawn drew her brows on extra think today to be on the ‘show’
Her slot was about building a database… I expect she covered data protection and GDPR etc pretty thoroughly

Spongebobette · 15/01/2022 18:05

*thick
🤣

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 16/01/2022 17:21

I've got covid and realised I've been eating as if I'm on a c9 🤣 unintentionally though. Slimfast shake for breakfast as can't face food and it's there in the cupboard. Homemade veg soup for lunch and a tiny dinner. I'm so weak and tired, there's no way I could go about my normal activities and exercise on this diet. Luckily I have no appetite but it's only about 1000 calories a day.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 16/01/2022 18:15

Thinking of doing a C9?
Catch CoVid and save yourself £200 and a couple of days of misery...

PieonaBarm · 16/01/2022 19:56

I lost 11lb when I had Covid and lost my smell and taste and had terrible bad nausea. Put it all back on when I started eating normally again. Same idea as a C9

Teenagetrouble · 16/01/2022 20:02

Another one who is surprised that Castle never mentions her sisters husband and children. I appreciate they may not want to be on social media but they just don’t even mention them when they are doing things to remember her.
Wonder if they hated all the mlm stuff

definitelynotabot · 17/01/2022 12:43

@Invasionofthegutsnatchers

Am I right in thinking that Bloodsucker is the only UK bot who's actually been truly successful in FL with no debts? Obviously she has screwed over all the Africans but doesn't seem to give a shit about that.
There are some. I can think of one who retired a fair while ago, but I think he did things properly and did things by the book. I can think of a few more who have stepped back and gone on to do other things, but still have some passive income. But they are in the minority!
definitelynotabot · 17/01/2022 12:44

@Twentytwentyhindsight

I thought Uber's upline was her mum?
Uber's direct upline is her mum, whose direct upline is (was - is he active still?) the Doctor. His upline is/was Bloodsucker.
definitelynotabot · 17/01/2022 12:47

@Invasionofthegutsnatchers

They all hate each other too 😆
Well, if Yawn is as closely related to Uber as I think she is, Uber should be blooming grateful to have Yawn and her team as they will be generating a lot of income for her.
definitelynotabot · 17/01/2022 12:56

That's got me thinking... is the Dr still on board? Looking around I can't see any reference to him on the FL website.

Hunbot · 17/01/2022 19:29

Think it is bestie who has posted all her cheques in order. It goes up to a point and then comes back down. Almost like a certain geometrical shape associated with mlm. The glory days are far behind them

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