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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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BSintolerant · 08/01/2022 16:04

In 2016 (or thereabouts) Salon was going on about all those network marketers who had made enough money to retire after a few years of joining an MLM scheme. I mentioned this on a discussion on the Timeless Vie FB page because I wanted to know who these people were. She must’ve been following TV as she blocked my profile shortly afterwards!

Can any of us name a bot who has made so much money through MLM that they’ve retired? The country manager for Forever Living Products in the UK, Ireland and Iceland used to be a bot. If sacking the boss, (which is something he used to encourage bots to do at FL’s success days) is the way forward why did he give it all up to take up a salaried position?

Then there’s Bruv who is secretly employed by Forever Living. (Well, it’s not a secret anymore since an eagle-eyed bot watcher spotted a small but significant detail hiding in a photo he’d posted on FB.)Grin

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DollyStardust · 08/01/2022 16:07

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DollyStardust · 08/01/2022 16:10

Can't even blame the delay on the pandemic! Grin

MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
BSintolerant · 08/01/2022 16:25

Grin Dolly She’s something else isn’t she?

Back in 2016 someone with the username nextyearrodney inspired me to write this:

No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Just aloe gloop and lashes galore
And dodgy cloths to clean the floor

God bless Timeless Vie
Long live Timeless Vie
God bless bots who eeeek
C'est magnifique, hooky street
C'est magnifique, hooky street
Where the bots will end up living
When their ends don't meet (fade ...)

Bain Marie, brace yourself Rodney!

Where are Yawn’s millions? According to bot logic she can’t have been working hard enough. What does she need a coach for?

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Spongebobette · 08/01/2022 17:50

Oh wow @DollyStardust I just spotted the date on that post!
5 years later…. Groundhog Day

BSintolerant · 08/01/2022 18:11

“We are literally nearly millionaires ... Literally 1-2 more years !!!!!”

Literally?

We could all describe ourselves as “nearly millionaires.” Grin

What happened in those 1-2 years after January 2016 Yawn? We’re all ears.

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VolcanicEruption · 08/01/2022 18:12

Will the troubles in Kazakhstan have any bearing on Wig& Sleazes fortunes. Something about issues with the internet on bitcoin/crypto currency.

BSintolerant · 08/01/2022 18:28

Perhaps they will find their latest forever home there.

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Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 08/01/2022 18:48

@BSintolerant what was the clue that Bruv is a FL employee please?

BSintolerant · 08/01/2022 19:45

@Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting he’d created a post (Instagram?) where he’d taken a photo of his email inbox showing confirmations that C9s he’d ordered were being shipped by a courier. He’d forgotten that amongst all this was an email from the head of HR at Forever Living Products UK enclosing his P60.

MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
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Spongebobette · 08/01/2022 19:55

🤣🤣🤣

fromdownwest · 08/01/2022 20:12

I bet he wished it was his P45! Freedom!

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 08/01/2022 20:15

Excellent 😃

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 08/01/2022 20:25

Is he a graphic designer for them? Presumably employed because he knows too much?

BSintolerant · 08/01/2022 20:25

@fromdownwest

I bet he wished it was his P45! Freedom!
Grin

#sacktheboss

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fromdownwest · 08/01/2022 20:40

Eagles graphics very similar to the FL ones.
That family is one big stretch of the truth

Invasionofthegutsnatchers · 08/01/2022 20:41

Yes Eagles use the same template really don't they? Lazy Grin

Spongebobette · 08/01/2022 21:47

With him being a graphic designer….

Smorgasborb · 09/01/2022 18:19

So as predicted Nurser posted about how she had reset her eating habits and 'lost 4lbs' on the first day of C9. Seems that just the 1 day of C9 was sufficient for her as we have failed to get the 'blog in her live stories' since then about how it was going and I'm fairly sure 'carvery and cake for lunch' doesn't feature in the meal plan.

It's her birthday so of course she should treat herself but it's a perfect indication of the empty promises MLM makes to bots, bots make to themselves and promise to others.

Given she's clearly given up the C9 at the starting gate and she's just made the one order of personal products here's hoping she's remembered why her bizniss never worked in the first place and isn't going to bother 'kick starting' it in the NY.

I've noticed she makes all the FL and C9 promises on her live stories so they conveniently disappear in a few hours. Guessing that keeps yawn off her back and she can't be held accountable for failed promises.

Spongebobette · 09/01/2022 18:51

It’s laughable isn’t it

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 09/01/2022 19:24

Oh for God's sake. A friend of mine who is very sane, postgraduate and has common sense in bucket loads has just signed up with inteletravel. Other friends are congratulating her on her new venture on Facebook. I can't even

Itsnotover · 09/01/2022 20:14

I went to primary school with Yawn. Does she still have her big house that she's got by conning lots of other women into this Ponzi Scheme?

Spongebobette · 09/01/2022 20:54

Oh yes
The big cheque she got in 2016 (?) helped her buy it
I’m sure she thought at the time she’d be receiving similar or bigger cheques every year but after that peak they slumped
Goodness knows how they keep up with the mortgage

Itsnotover · 09/01/2022 21:30

I wondered that, too!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 09/01/2022 21:42

They keep up with the mortgage by cultivating mushrooms in the thatch.