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MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!

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BSintolerant · 25/12/2021 18:39

Welcome to place where we dive into the murky depths of Multilevel Marketing (MLM), Network Marketing, Direct Sales, Social Selling (or whatever you want to call those dodgy product-based pyramid schemes) and dredge up the dirty lies bots tell to rope in their victims. (Clue: MLM is never “... an amaaaaaaayyyyyzzzing opportunity that I think you’d be great at, hun!”)

This is where we discuss certain fibbing hun bots who pretend to be entrepreneurs (they’re not, they’re just playing shop) who brag on social media about unlimited wealth, multiple six figure salaries, residual income, willable businesses, or just making a couple of hundred quid in those nooks and crannies of time. The truth is that most people who get roped into these schemes on the back of false promises lose money and often get into debt.

We’re onto bots who are held up by their particular MLM as running outstandingly successful businesses even though they’re bankrupt or are directors of insolvent companies. We know about bots who bought their position high up the pyramid, and those who con people with mindset coaching programmes. We also keep an eye on the plain old Billy Bullshitters who claim to be making six figures and describe themselves as “debt free” even though their accounts on Companies House show a very different story.

Will 2022 be the year of reckoning for MLMs and fibbing bots? Let’s hope so. Grin

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WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 09/01/2022 21:55

The house is probably crumbling around them as fast as their business is.

Not once has she said anything about any real work or maintenance on it. It's all titivating and embellishing, sending Mr Yawn up a ladder to hide the cracks, whereas what it really needs is a new thatch and probably a lot more (I live in an old house and there's always something that needs doing...professionally!)

Spongebobette · 09/01/2022 22:09

Oh yes and if you put off important maintenance it gets REALLY expensive!

BSintolerant · 09/01/2022 22:38

She sends Mr Yawn up the ladder to hide other things too.

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WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 09/01/2022 22:49

Not sure why I suddenly thought about this but has Castle still got her caravan lodge?

She used to post about it a lot but then it disappeared and I notice the motor home was this years "aspirational purchase". Did this replace it?

JohnStonesMissus · 09/01/2022 23:46

@BSintolerant

She sends Mr Yawn up the ladder to hide other things too.
Yes she does! None of her minions seem to notice this, they all just suck up to her and tell her what she wants to hear...
PieonaBarm · 10/01/2022 06:09

@WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks

Not sure why I suddenly thought about this but has Castle still got her caravan lodge?

She used to post about it a lot but then it disappeared and I notice the motor home was this years "aspirational purchase". Did this replace it?

She sold it to buy the motor home, she made a big song and dance about how it sold really quickly but they had to get Daddy Castle to drive the motor home as Mr Castle didn't have that class on his licence yet

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 10/01/2022 09:07

@PieonaBarm ....ah yes, I remember now.

All very odd and all very sudden Hmm

So many things just go by the wayside eg. watching Castle's Mum 's 15k steps a day challenge at the moment reminded me that Castle started something like this last year (possibly to fund raise for a cancer charity in memory of her sister) but I'm pretty sure posts about it just dwindled and disappeared.

fromdownwest · 10/01/2022 10:15

I see lots of Bots are starting their cleanse today.

Both Castle and Top Welsh Bot have stated that they need to reset their habits as they have put in so much weight over the year.

Such an unhealthy approach, feast and famine yo yo all year. If it was such a good reset of healthy habits, why the need to do it multiple times in a year.

BSintolerant · 10/01/2022 12:01

Surely cultivating healthy habits is all about mindset.

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fitgirl26 · 10/01/2022 12:10

Yawn is using her C9 to get rid of any traces of alcohol. Given that she stopped drinking weeks ago what on earth is her liver doing?

fromdownwest · 10/01/2022 12:49

FL Collagen roll out is genius

Limit Stock
Create a frenzy
Release stock to the page refreshing frothing bots
Sell a load

Classic sales tehcnique, cynical but clearly working.

Spongebobette · 10/01/2022 12:57

It’s ALL being sold within the pyramid isn’t it
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

BSintolerant · 10/01/2022 13:14

@fitgirl26

Yawn is using her C9 to get rid of any traces of alcohol. Given that she stopped drinking weeks ago what on earth is her liver doing?
Crying with relief?
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Twentytwentyhindsight · 10/01/2022 15:53

Yawn is using the C9 too flush out any residual money from her minions.
She has been at it long enough to know that it doesn't work and that the whole purpose is to rope as many downlines as possible (and, very unlikely, but just perhaps, a couple of punters) into splashing out.
I expect she has plenty of used or unsold C9 boxes to use as props to document her 'journey'...

VolcanicEruption · 10/01/2022 16:20

Yawns 6.30 start has a number of likes but no comments. Are the minions getting wise?
Farmers wife starting a C9 but is still going on about her knees?Not much engagement on her crowdfunding either.

Spongebobette · 10/01/2022 16:59

Oh I’m sure as soon as Yawn and Uber notice there’s a crowdfunding page for one of their downline they’ll pay in the full amount - loose change to them!

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 10/01/2022 17:01

Looks like the motor home is less appealing to Castle now the weather is shite, nights are dark and cold and neither her nor Mr Castle can actually drive it. She's probably sold it already.

BSintolerant · 10/01/2022 17:27

Is this it? Grin

MLM Bot Watch 69 - the gift that keeps on giving all year round!
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Twentytwentyhindsight · 10/01/2022 18:26

Is that Yawn's caravan mounting Castle's lodge?

BSintolerant · 10/01/2022 18:41

😂😂

I wonder if Yawn’s caravan used a step ladder to get up there?

We’ll have to wait and see if the lodge gives birth to a bot potty this time next year (Rodney) followed by a gas cylinder placenta painted in Frenchic and gold leaf with the slogan “Life is what happens when you’re shagging other vans.”

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spanfan · 10/01/2022 19:33

PHD is still peddling her make money programmes. Unfortunately she is homeless for a couple of weeks, but rather than spending her abundance on a hotel she is sofa surfing.

Clearly not as rich as she claims she is.

VolcanicEruption · 10/01/2022 21:58

Yawn needs her Specsavers bot as she is seeing double on her team zoom. She swears she is off alcohol 🍷 .
Maybe she is getting funny turns looking up ladders 🪜 should try some snake 🐍 oil instead.

swampytiggaa · 10/01/2022 22:36

My bot keeps sharing inspirational shit from Frazer Brookes. Think she’s signed up to an online course of his.

Waveafterwaveslowlydrifting · 11/01/2022 06:23

Uber says her team (well Castle's team) sold 600 boxes of collagen in 30 mins which cost £47000. So each box costs £78. Nobody I know can afford that per month as a supplement.

antimlmnobody · 11/01/2022 07:35

I've never posted here before, so I apologize in advance if I do it wrong.

What you all do over here at MN is remarkable. You guys ARE the only reason the anti-MLM movement is where it's at today. You amazing people never get mentioned, or even credited for jump starting this movement.

So I'm just dropping by to say I see everyone of you, and thank you for everything you have done over the years!

Love,

An American anti-MLMer

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