here's what i have gathered.. or i am up to date with
mrsM - has a neighbour who's only interested when she has knee high boots on, so she's kicked it to the kerb
elasta - (this one i'm bit fuzzy on) - has an fella who travels alot who she gets on very well with(dont think he has a nickname yet) but finds it impossible to meet with as she is also a very busy lady. i think if i remember correctly she also has other men she's been on dates with but nothing thats really putting a spring in her step.
betty - has been measuring up the windows for curtains to match the "marital sofa"
monty has a partner who makes her a bit .
but monty can be found on the marital sofa (no one is married on the marital sofa. but they have found a partner they are keeping long-term and has classed as dp) alongside asbm (dp to the lovely action man) and lou (dp to the mechnic)
mechanic remind me of that builder bloke who won BB and gave the money to help a sick relative.
belle - has met a few times with a lovely soldier. who i think would like to be serious, but belle is doing
pmg - is also on the marital sofa.. alongside marathon man... aka johnny depp [slevering emoticon]
kdk - has just climbed down from the shelf and just started messaging a greek fella who needs a nickname. kdk gets all the emails from complete loons mostly.
followed closely by
hatesponge - who.... i'm not sure.. but is up on the shelf trying to think of how to drop heavy objects on exh while making it look like an accident so is far to pre-occupied to date
pirate cat - is a magnet from married men who persue her by running out shops after her to retreive a phone number .
sm - is dating mr blue. she's finding the contact of a bloke in queens services to be very confusing. its very full on when they are on leave. then dwindles to a single message a day (if she is lucky).. but that is the nature of it. she is also sticking her head in sand and hasn't discussed the fact that she doesn't want to ask him to come off pof..... but.... she obviously hasn't read what happed to me recently with mr rochester to work out that pof sometimes lies when not logged in to make it look like its busier.... so please... step away from the search facility and just ask him outright!!!
ninah - .... oi.. you haven't updated us recently is exbf still coming to do your diy.. and are you ever going to give the thai farmer a date (thai farmer is a local friend's friend who keeps sending photo's of himself asking for a date which she is ignoring as she did arrange a date a long time ago and he developed BFS(broken finger syndrome - not responding to calls/texts))
is that everyone??
me - i have recently finished with commitment phobic bloke nicknamed forces. were still going to meet as friends. but after he tried to overstep boundary in his convo's we had a falling out and i'm not talking to.
have been seeing the lovely mr rochester since last wkd. he is very good at suprises. did i mention i found a stuffed toy hidden in my house other day after he had left?
you may also hear me talk of irish.. who would be all round ideal.. except he's a raging alcoholic, who is completely unreliable .
as for wedding dress... i keep mine in the boot of my car beside the "shag bag".
bet i've missed loads the time it took me to type that up