Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone? Part 21

[Monty100]

Did anyone beat me to it??

zorba - fab name!!!

oh that reminds me i have had my eye on going zorbing for a while now.

scl - i remembered then i forgot!!! - sorry - cant forget.. she is currently SOH(sitting on hands and not texting).. her exbf , she has a "workhusband".. who no longer works with her(i think).. who she goes for drinks with occasionally. but nothing romantic as far as i know?

asbm - yes yes... thumb sucking

and dont forget the one who said "i will only sleep with you 3 times and never speak to you again".. and bit me..

Hello ladies

Juice - good rundown, lol at your description of me , does that mean 'meh'? Cos that's how I feel most of the time.... meh!

Not much happening here, just have a good giggle reading this thread.

Lou - are you feeling any better??

wtf?
who was that juice?
he needs putting down...
kdk you're entitled to a break but as long as you still post on here

asbm - knight remember... who when i wouldn't meet him again had the shouty phone call saying "this wasn't working anymore and we should just end our relationship".. em... hello ... what relationship?

lol at wedding dress under normal clothes, you ladies are so funny,mind you we have to have a sense of feckin humour don't we!!

oh, the married man, i mentioned, the phone number one, well there is another one salivating now.

not good.

here pirate.. try this for fending them off.

Pirate - what's going on?

juice, fab run down on the whole lot of us, clarified a few things for me!

stir well clear of the commitment phobs, they need kicking into touch marathon man has been as good as gold since, I think he worked out how to keep me happy!

possible names for the sculptor, Michaelangelo, "peter'

god yes I remember the thumb sucker juice, , still can't believe a grown man still does it

off to the high court this morning to deliver my request for an "occupation order' against demonic ex, wish me luck

pmg - good luck

no monty i still feel ill, and i have a smear test in a bit, and i seem to have some kind of blood clot in my vein where they put the i.v in for my op a few weeks ago

am off to be interfered with in a min

oh and good luck pmg

cor there's a lot of catching up to do!
morning everyone

lou - hope you ok and feel better soon (((()))

pmg - good luck sweetheart, will keep everything crossed for you (((((()))))

mr boots has resurfaced and wants a repeat. no thank you. all he wants is my boots and not me i think

Morning all

Lou - you're in the wars, hope you feel better soon.

PMG - Good luck!

MrsM - Mr Boots .

SM01 - where are you off to on hols?

Exh has been back from 2 weeks hols since Monday but haven't seen hide nor hair of him, nor have the dc's and .

I suppose it can only be a good thing for me, but he's just such a twat (was hoping I'd get some duty frees too).

hi monty!

yeah lol he even asked what he could do to maek up for his selfishness ahem. i told him that i wasn't that easy and he had to think about what to do. needless to say, he still going on about boots and nothign else lol

omg a guy who used to work in the saem shop has now popped up saying that he thought i was hot. i think he bit lonely too

i have to go back for a separate appointment about the lump on my arm where the i.v was, so they are seeing me at 12

wrt the smear test, she said in 30 years of doing them she has never come across a cervix as far back and tilted as mine

i did warn her lol

my blood pressure is lower than normal too, which will explain why i am really washed out with this bug, it's usually about 110/65 but is currently 80/56

Sorry Juice I can only give you an A- as you forgot little me.

Good luck to PMG and hope you feel better soon Lou.

I am not a dater just a lurker. The only horny romantic moments in my life are being grabbed by unsuitable toyboys on the odd night out. Might start internet dating again in a few months.

I have one cigarette left in my car then that's it another quit attempt for me. Hold my hand please I want to cry just thinking about it.

lou - shop guy has given me his number

Morning everyone,

Juice - fab round up - love your description of me! What happened with Mr Rochester - I seem to have missed that, must've been posted when I'd got my (and still have my) head in the sand!

Monty - off to Menorca

@ mrsh

just got back from the doctor where he confirmed i have a thrombosis in my wrist, from the i.v in april

he said i was to try and avoid any trauma to it at all, even put my watch on the other wrist, and hopefully over the next YEAR it will get smaller, but it may not go completely ever, but it isnt a threat to my life

he gave me some ibuprofen gel to rub on it v gently as and when i need it, as it may help, esp if it aches

and i got some more inhalers so i can breathe better with this bloody bug

my chest was clear though which is good news

just need to moan. dd hip pain is back to square one as of tues. she only managed to get back into school for 2 1/2 days.

stil noanswers, but atleast have physio and orthopedics appts next week.

i havent been on my own for a month now, i am going mental!

lou, hope it does get better ,and the cream helps x

thanks pirate

and you poor thing, i hope dd improves and you all get back on track very soon

sm - i think i have too

lou - hope you feeling better soon xx

pc - oh no i hope it manages to get sorted soon

oh pc and lou, bad news
asbm I have sent you a fb f request

what's happened ninah? (((()))