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Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone? Part 21

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Monty100 · 04/05/2010 22:35

Did anyone beat me to it??

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lou33 · 05/05/2010 18:03

You should have followed up by rampaging through the store spraying the stock with fruit shoots shouting 'mumsnet to the death' then lobbed a bunch of grapes at the woman as you left

Betty79 · 05/05/2010 18:11

juice-well yes I may offer to cook for him after all it will be the 3rd date lol as for men crying omg dont think I could cope! good luck when you do finally get round to dumping him!

lou-poo to mechanic being very busy! although i suppose its nice to know he's not work shy!

sm-whats wrong with RAF's uniform lol?

ninah-love the costa dumping scenario, i'm sensing u have used this one before lol

Hi to everyone else

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 05/05/2010 18:34

betty - what choice of underwear shall be on the menu?

sm - yes... we do like a uniform some of us fit thread ladies. lol

well .. motorola

got an email today saying "motorola has left you a msg"... go onto it.. and its a dating site.

so... i kicked off big time and used it to declare he wasn't getting any sort of final closure chat

might still have to swap stuff.

but pretty relieved i have an excuse to be a bitch ... is that wrong.. i was just dredding the big crying scene.

he was giving it big licks that he got a similar msg.. and when he went ot read it that the site sent emails to everyone in his contacts list.

its very plausible. thats what it tried to do to me.

but i'm grabbing the excuse with both hands and running with it

oh.. and forces should hopefuly be in phone contact tomorrow if his excercise has gone to plan

ninah · 05/05/2010 18:35

betty yes I meant to say to boilerman, glad it's going well (before getting distracted by all this thread changing)
mrsh you really are kicking atm! good for you

Remotew · 05/05/2010 18:42

Just marking my place. Tired out as I had my outpatients op today. Was very brave about it. That's me out of action for a few weeks not that I will be dating again in a hurry.

My problems didn't stop with 'Athletic' since I stopped posting. I have made sure that lot's of people know what he has done and found out that other people have been victims too. Got rid of his stuff via one of his so called friends who said he felt like dumping it at the police station. I hope he did. Think he's been run out of town. Hope so anyway.

ninah · 05/05/2010 18:46

nice one juicy!
btw i am def weirded out by thai f just got another text
smouldering pic in a field
no message
that's 3 pics now with NO encouragement

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 05/05/2010 18:49

ninah - but have you been replying? maybe he thinking you aren't getting them as MMS. multimedia messages are unreliable and dont always get received/sent

eve - karma will get athletic. glad your feeling ok after op

ninah · 05/05/2010 18:56

no I haven't
and if he is worried about that he would surely send a message, not yet another picture of himself?
no cocks as yet thank goodness just a bit sultry come hither
he must think he's adonis
he isn't

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 05/05/2010 18:59

ninah - will you put the poor man out his misery and tell him you got the pics. lol

oh and bfs = broken finger syndrome. when you cant seem to work your digits to respond and dump someone and just choose to hide instead.[shameful emoticon]

iamfabregasted · 05/05/2010 19:12

ninah - maybe he just thinks they aren't getting through. rofl at thinking he's adonis tho

and juice - love the bfs

thesouthsbelle · 05/05/2010 19:20

place marking before I catch up with the old thread,. jusicy- don't you dare give motorola another chance thou!!! it's been a few weeks- what is there to work out?!?

off to read the old thread.

thesouthsbelle · 05/05/2010 19:33

ninah - I cry in costa - at the price, don't mind krispes thou.

juicy - hope forces rings today & motorola has finally got the hint, and fwiw I don't think you're mean running with it - have said it before now you've been far more patient than I would have been ref his texting after you'd been asked to be left alone.

sm - ahy what's wrong with the RAF uniform? we deffo like uniforms on this thread lol - green for me thou, none of ya blues.

betty - glad boiler man is going well. what are you going to cook for him then?

lou - lol. adult about it. nothing like being direct lol.

pirate - shame about winker, but you're prob right, if it doesn't feel right don't bother meeting tbh.

hi mrsm. - ass whooping is basically being shouted at loads lol.

ninah - so what's happening with thai then are you interested in him?

eve - so glad athletic's been run out of town - tbh he sounds a bit of a nut job esp others have had the same exp.

planner has sent me a long email saying he's met someone new didn't plan it & could we still be friends? hadn't even met so not sure why he was nice about it but hey ho, had red flags but give him credit thou was a nice thing to do. soldier is still texting/phoning althou not as much, still have a few reservations there but am going with it for now. have a new one as well in tow I shall call him fighter, we were emailing before I met XP, in 08, but met XP and stopped basically, anyhow I emailed again after seeing him, so this time around hoping to actually get around to sorting something out.

off to catch up some more.

ninah · 05/05/2010 19:44

interested, less so every pic
Brief resume: we were in the process of arranging a date ages ago when he suddenly went quiet and did not reply as to time/place
bout a month later he texted to say sorry he had been 'ill'
i said never mind, no doubt we'd meet one of these days (we have mutual friend) and all the best
nothing further from me but I get random pics of him - about once a week atm
as if the sight of his pouting face will incite a frenzy of lust I simply won't be able to resist

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 05/05/2010 19:49

belle - forces is finishing excercise tomorrow. might not be till friday before he gets near his phone. you know whats its like.

i like any colour uniform. but forces has a few. my favourite has to be the kilt .. well.. actually i am partial to the green one .. thank goodness for the invention of webcams so i could see. lol

motorola isn't getting another chance. if he doesn't stop trying to call and text me while i'm trying to mn study tonight i will answer the phone with several colourful vocabulary choices. thinking of turning my phone off.

piratecat · 05/05/2010 19:51

ninah, what goes on their heads!!

dd hip is bad, has been for 3 days now, bloody thing. got referral to outpateints soon, but doesn't help for now.

2morro wil be day 9 of being trapped indoors with ill child.

o m g.

piratecat · 05/05/2010 19:51

juice, soooo many colourful words spring to mind, you must be so hacked off by now.

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 05/05/2010 19:53

pc - you and belle should start a blog of the cabin fever. lol

nianh - just go on date. whats worse that can happen. ??? lol.. at least go so we have a tale to tell.

belle - forgot to say. that was nice of planner

thesouthsbelle · 05/05/2010 19:53

he's not with someone is he ninah?

juciy - can't say I blame ya tbh. web cams - hmm... now that's one i've not used/done in a v v long time talking on that.

pirate - you have my sympathy there- 3 days in I had to get out the house today for an hour. is there any way of hurrying the apt along?

thesouthsbelle · 05/05/2010 19:56

hahaha yeah cabin fever isn't good! lol. and worst luck is XH isn't home this w.e however i've told him the next 2 he's coming down to make it up to his child and I don't give a monkeys ass about his new bit of fluff he's been seeing whilst up there - he's been there for 3 weeks ffs it's time he went some time with DS.

anyhow..... lol. I think we should think up something for you to say juice, althou I think the phrase ' rev up n do one you needy freak about sums it up!'

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 05/05/2010 19:59

webcams - strictly for talking. NOT for perving.

SingleMum01 · 05/05/2010 20:15

Evening all,

Juicy - soon be friday

Betty/Belle - nothing wrong with uniform, just told him I'll wear stockings if he wears uniform!!! Had lots of texts again today, says he's a gentleman - time will tell! But inclined to give him a chance. How's your DS?

PC - what's the matter with your DS/DD?? Is winker a pseudonim(however you spell it!) for something else!!

Eve - hope you're okay. Glad Athletic has finally gone.

Mrs M - good for you in Ethel Austin.

piratecat · 05/05/2010 20:39

last wek she has infection down below,
as of yesterday morning, she got out of bed and her hip clicked out, not all the way but she's been in pain since. it gets better then worse, it's now worse.

have just rung devon drs on call and waiting for a cal back. there's a treatment room about 20 mins away, or if they say hosp then that's about 40 mins away.

glad i havent had wine.

ok just had call off to hosp

iamfabregasted · 05/05/2010 20:48

pc - hope alls ok

thesouthsbelle · 05/05/2010 21:01

good luck pirate, let us know how she gets on.

Betty79 · 05/05/2010 22:08

Juice-well It'll have to be something saucy tasty lol he's text me again tonight, feel like im playing the game right with this one lol. So I take it you are going to see forces again then?

Eve-Glad your op went well, sorry to hear about athletic and all the shit he has caused!

pirate-hope your dd is ok!

sm-yeah give him a chance, you will never know otherwise will you!

ninah-i think u should meet thai farmer too, u never know when u see him in the flesh you might be lusting after him ha ha

belle-so are you planning to see soldier again? you dont sound very keen on him compared to others?

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