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Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone? Part 21

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Monty100 · 04/05/2010 22:35

Did anyone beat me to it??

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lou33 · 18/05/2010 17:52

have you eloped yet?

kdk · 18/05/2010 18:15

packing my bags now

Betty79 · 18/05/2010 18:25

wow kdk he sounds like a catch

kdk · 18/05/2010 18:32

oi, hands off, he's mine!

kdk · 18/05/2010 18:32

He's got a masters you know ...

aseriouslyblondemoment · 18/05/2010 18:38

meant to ask you kdk has the pokerplayer been in touch?
have you let him down gently?!

wouldn't it be fab if you had one of those james bond eject-a-seats fitted in your car..bet that must have been a barrel of laughs NOT having to suffer his company for ds'sake
oh and woo bloody hoo sport's day will soon be upon us all lucky ladies...can hardly wait!

kdk · 18/05/2010 18:44

hi asbm - chatted briefly to pokerplayer the other night - was a bit odd as he asked where I'd been - bottled out and just said I'd been busy with work/college. Will have to summon up my courage, log in to msn and give it to him straight ... happy to see him as friend but not as anything else. I think that bearing in mind the fact that he lives 50-odd miles away and the logistical nightmare of our billions of kids we are unlikely to meet again.

It's a shame in a way but try as I might, I could not summon up any passion/spark for him ... so hey ho, I'm going to run away with Mr Cleverclogs instead!

ninah · 18/05/2010 19:58

shucks now I'll never find out how to marry a nice old 'tycoon'
which has kind of spoiled my daydream of wheeling him into the Dorchester dressed in dowager sequins
and making mad Linda Evans faces to an invisible camera
bummer
happy birthday sponge and betty
glad things are going well with boilerman, I see the Marital Sofa looming (it's not a married thing as such, more a state of mind)
sponge great news about ex, really pleased for you

Monty100 · 18/05/2010 20:32

Evening ladies

Kdk - a Masters in what? Lol.

SCL - yes, just feeling 'meh'. It's hamster cage syndrome. Hoping to get a couple of days away soon.

Betty - when are you seeing boilerman again?

Ninah - how are you?

No tycoons popping up on the websites then? Lol at sugardaddy.com.

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kdk · 18/05/2010 20:41

sad but only too true - can't be bothered signing up - and anyway at my age, think it's sugar grand-dad I'd need!

and @ monty - think it's a masters in misspelt txt spik

aseriouslyblondemoment · 18/05/2010 20:56

have you scrolled down to the small print?

Monty100 · 18/05/2010 21:04

ASBM - OMG they had to spell it out.

Kdk - l.m.a.o.

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kdk · 18/05/2010 21:04

oh well, there's my pin money plan out the window!

aseriouslyblondemoment · 18/05/2010 21:19

monty have you been tempted to browse the site..were you drawn in by the distinguished looking gent with his generous cognac?

Monty100 · 18/05/2010 21:35

ASBM - I'm afraid I didn't even notice the picture and simply read the small print as you suggested. lol.

These men are prize pricks using money to attract someone. Eurgh. And any woman who falls for it has no self esteem.

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lou33 · 18/05/2010 21:39

i had a look at the site once ages ago, it's basically men alleging to be loaded to find a trophy wife or gf

i couldnt lower myself to join

i bet most of them are skint munters anyway, 12 pinters the lot of them irl

Monty100 · 18/05/2010 21:42

I couldn't see any photos unless I register and it feels too wrong to even do that.

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 18/05/2010 21:44

actually mont app a local bike girl from where i live is marrying hugh heffner
here's hoping she gets a big..pre-nup!!

passmyglassplease · 18/05/2010 22:01

you guys go for it !!!!

marathon man is a grand dad, three times over

I am not complaining mind except when people assume I am a granny as well

lou33 · 18/05/2010 22:02

a glamorous one tho

Monty100 · 18/05/2010 22:05

ASBM - if it every happens! his reputation goes before him.

Oh and thanks for coming to my defence last night, was a bit full on, but I didn't bite lol.

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Monty100 · 18/05/2010 22:06

PMG - step-granny lol.

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hatesponge · 18/05/2010 22:08

lol at sugardaddy.com

kdk - at your masters bloke.....if it makes you feel betterm interest in me on match today is from 2 blokes who bear a disturbing resemblance to Mario and Luigi I do need a plumber, so am (almost) tempted to contact them....

however on the plus side Ds2 said the loveliest thing to me tonight - we were talking about his dad's new flat & he was telling me it was more expensive than the house I rented last year, and didnt have a fridge & stuff (which mine did) - I said it sounded like I got a much better deal than his dad, to which DS said ' thats because you're so pretty mummy that people give you things more cheaply'

how lovely- if only that was actually true!

DONTtouchMUMSspecialJUICE · 18/05/2010 22:31

lol. just catching up on you lot. i am here and lurking. but struggling for the time to post properly.

you are making me giggle though

Monty100 · 18/05/2010 22:40

Juice - spill the beans, why are you struggling to post?????????????????????? Come on fess up.

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