where have all the fit,interesting and available men gone PT19

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blimey do we really talk that much?!
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Eve - I thought yesterday before I went out that as he is toyboy material he might be still in bed! Will you see him again?

Juice - nm material???

ASBM - I was wondering when you would spot the not cooking posts. lol

Have just been to opticians in lunch hour and was swooning at bloke helping me to chose frames lol. He comes from the same part of the country as me and lives where I am looking at buying. This was all him chatting away. He's going to text me when glasses are ready lol....sadly he was wearing a wedding ring.

ooh juice, mechanic officially asked me to be his gf , and looked what happened!

i have just been told i have another present coming tonight, woohoo!

sm1 just give that man a meal sometime soon
it's turning into ready steady cook on here
lol at forces dithering
worst chat up line was probably when i was 15, like a screw? he said passing one across

ROFL @ ninah
i've more another 'get your coat you've pulled..'

oh thought of one "i'd love to see just how far up those legs go"...em... to my asse. pillock.

btw... i'm from a really rough area of scotland where i went to secondary school even though i grew up in country as it was only place secondary schools were.... so.. did my underage drinking in some really skanky dodgy places.

if i typed up some of the lines here you girls would be very happy for the ones you have received. they were downright vulgar. and no suprise i started hitting the cities as soon as possible once i was old enough.

lou - being asked formally and not done so much these days is it ?

monty - you never know... he may be a widower who cant bring himself to remove his ring.

'I want to shag you' as a conversation opener, honestly think I've heard this one more than once.

The one time I remember was from a drop dead georgous black guy, he really was and I'm not usually attracted to the type. It was a few years ago.

Once had two guy stringing me along all night that they were eastern european and had come to look for their father, turns out they were from Bradford. I was only 15 so believed them.

juice no it isnt, and when it happens it seems to be the sign of a good man

he just came home with some prada sunglasses for me

i'm not even asking how he can afford them, i'm just enjoying the spoiling

Juice- a lot can happen in a few days with u lol and thanks for the advice re 'the spark' I know it needs to be there and it cant be forced so no point seeing someone again if it's not. The only one lately to be some spark was trucker, but he was hard work to talk too

sponge-go girl! a date with a younger man hey, ur all at it at the mo!

ninah-lol @ ready steady cook!

eve-athletic would piss me off, but then i suppose u know its only a bit of fun

have been chatting to someone local, will call him big goggles lol and he's very funny, messages are very long, he messaged me way back when i first joined pof but his profile said he was 6ft7 so i ran away lol turns out he's not 6ft7 after all! think we might be meeting but not sure when!

Sorry everyone for the cooking posts!!

Ninah - lol at ready, steady, cook!! I've also had the screw line - maybe it was the same boy!

juice - sounds good

Lou - Prada sunglasses

how could he get his height that wrong betty? lol

betty - what height are you? motorola and irish were 6ft 5 and 6ft 7. bth... i think both seem about same. either one was exaggerating, or the other bigger than he thinks. i'm 5ft 10. i find them an ideal height it's not actually that tall in RL.by time i stick a pair of killer heels on i'm only couple inches shorter. which is fab as your 6ft bloke i am taller than with heels on.

oh comic was 6ft 6 too iirc

lou . ooooh prada sunglasses. sounds nice.

juice-Im only 5ft 4/5 so 6ft 7 i would have a very sore neck i think lol! even with heels on, he's actually 5ft 10 which is tall enough for me, i prefer blokes around 5ft 10-6ft

lol.. 5ft 4 against 6ft7... imagine sex... you would never be able to kiss during the act... would almost a foot difference even leaningup/leaning down you wouldn't reach

ha ha juice trust u to think of that!

depends on the position
betty 6 7" omg you could be seeing stars lol
lou how lovely to be spoiled
thought you'd both already had the bf/gf chat
and dcs were already using the dsd terminology

what I don't understand was how his profile came to say 6 7 that's a whole extra 9 inches
ah yes I do, just thought, you don't type it in do you it's tick boxes and he ticked the wrong one
as you were
must have been similar slip when nm/ex ticked the 'keeping it healthy' box re his digestive habits

We are all the same size lying down.

Prada glasses and Guess bags, very nice Lou, has he robbed a bank?

Sponge just saw about your date with a toyboy, welcome to the club. Betty is right though mine is peeing me off. Then again I didn't go out looking for anything when I met him so easy come easy go.

I look like I've been for a week on the med after sitting out yesterday. It's gone cold again now.

ha ha ninah, yeah it was a mistake and I just came across his profile again last week re-read it and noticed his height bit had changed. I did ask him about it and he said although he's not 100% sure how tall he is its only about 5ft 10, def not 6ft7 lol!

oh and juice, what if he has a short body and I have a long one, wont matter how tall he is

Betty bet Goggles wondered why he wasn't getting any answers to his messages. 6ft7 lol.

maybe he's shrunk from too much dating
or not enough lol
shows what a wrong box can do though (note to self to check have not ticked the sociopath option) - you liked him in every other way so hope it works out this time and sparks fly!

yeah lol eve
you should change his name to the BFG

lol at betty's 6' 7 man who wasnt...!

Juice - am really quite re the height of Motorola, Irish etc!...would love to find a man over 6ft, most of them round here are 5' 7 or so, which I think is too short for me (plus the evil Ex is short which has put me right off!) maybe I need to move to Scotland?

Am also beyond re Lou's Prada sunglasses

ninah-but knowing my luck when sparks do fly for me they wont for him lol!!

sponge-how tall are you? my ex is a short arse too, think thats why im put off short men this time round too!