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where have all the fit and interesting available men gone?Part 3...

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 19/02/2009 17:46

Elm thought you'd like that

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elmoandella · 19/02/2009 22:02

right. i'm off to bed.night all. n1 has arrived which means its way past my bed time

HOLLY23 · 19/02/2009 22:04

Lou's having withdrawal symtons from young man!
asbm - whats the first lesson in acting demure then? and is it any fun?

aseriouslyblondemoment · 19/02/2009 22:04

quickie thats terrible
can't even begin to imagine
Elmo not sure
hes not the brightest button
tho quite funny
in an ok down the pub way
he just wouldnt keep me interested enough
i like to be mentally and intellectually challenged

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quickienamechangee · 19/02/2009 22:05

I'm having some really weird experiences online atm. A guy i've been emailing told me yesterday he wanted to be a male sissy maid...I'd never heard of this so did my homework... go on- google it!

He seemed really nice up to that point. As much as he'd be v.useful with my housework I thought it perhaps not appropriate with 2 v.young DC's in the house... and that's 1 or 3 wierdos this week what is it full moon at the moment?

lou33 · 19/02/2009 22:05

lol yes i know, but i need ds2 to go to sleep

of course he wont because it is his borthday tomorrow

and i blame young man in part for me wanting some early nights!

HOLLY23 · 19/02/2009 22:06

Goodnight Elmo, sure it won't be long before I'm off to bed as well.

aseriouslyblondemoment · 19/02/2009 22:08

aww bless him Lou hope he has lovely day
Holly can't you tell im the demure type lol.

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HOLLY23 · 19/02/2009 22:08

Lou - how old will he be tomorrow? my DS won't sleep either but he had a late nap today

lou33 · 19/02/2009 22:09

he will be 8

he can barely contain himself

earlier on he said "omg mummy i feel like jesus getting gifts when he was born, can i please have some medicine to help me go to sleep?"

all in one excited sentence

no idea where the jesus thing came from, we are not a religious family, and i dont routinely drug my children to sleep

HOLLY23 · 19/02/2009 22:10

asbm - can't say I've really noticed your demure side! or is that when you do your thing with N1 after the rest of us have gone to bed? lol

HOLLY23 · 19/02/2009 22:13

ahh hope he has a lovely day, is it a family thing or he is doing something with his friends? must be something in th air today, my DS decided he needed calpol today even though there's nothing wrong with him. He's managed to forget about it now though!

aseriouslyblondemoment · 19/02/2009 22:13

yep will sure be doing my thing with N1 alright

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lou33 · 19/02/2009 22:14

family thing, am so broke it isnt funny

but its lovely to see him so happy

oh, he just farted in my bed (put him in my room hoping he would go off easier)

aseriouslyblondemoment · 19/02/2009 22:15

TMI thanks Lou!

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N1 · 19/02/2009 22:15

By inthemistsoftime on Thu 19-Feb-09 16:34:01
I could be really cheeky and say CM1 = N1, but I wont, he he he

Yes!! very cheeky!.

HOLLY23 · 19/02/2009 22:23

My DS thinks fartings funny too! (sorry asbm), he's lying in bed to me atm. I was hoping he'd fall asleep, think he misses DD though although she's living it up at my sister's and my nieces are taking her shopping tomorrow

lou33 · 19/02/2009 22:25

lol so i can talk about my young man exploits but not my son farting?

aseriouslyblondemoment · 19/02/2009 22:29

at least he's not pulling the duvet over your head to make you breathe in the noxious fumes

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lou33 · 19/02/2009 22:30

no but he put his own head under to smell it

he said its his pre birthday gift to me

aseriouslyblondemoment · 19/02/2009 22:32

oh lush
a right mini man in the making then

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HOLLY23 · 19/02/2009 22:35

lol Lou is he asleep now? I'm signing off otherwise DS will not settle. Goodnight everyone.

lou33 · 19/02/2009 22:35

i forgive him because he is my son, but i wouldnt be so laid back if it were a grown adult behaving like that in my bed

lou33 · 19/02/2009 22:37

no he isnt

he is pretending to be asleep but keeps giving the game away by giggling and opening his eyes

lou33 · 19/02/2009 22:38

oh

now he is suddenly in floods of tears saying his tooth hurts

hmmmmm

aseriouslyblondemoment · 19/02/2009 22:55

the joys of boys eh Lou
mine are still up messing about in their room
good job it's half term

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