Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 29)

[lilacisinlove]

Too good an opportunity to miss!

tint tiny = tiny tiny. imagine my horror, dear reader when i realised he had tinted his penis bright blue. I'm all for watching avatar, but really......

i agree snapes story is much more interesting true than the other one. i've put something on that thread too now, suspect we're all going to get a kicking together :)

snape, please do similar thread, but with the big, or rather small reveal

avatar!

:) I could have all MNers in my place of residence, riding the 7.47 to Victoria and breaking into song, a la 'glee' as i serenade train man!

I can't do thread now - it would need to be sunday night, so as to not whip MN into a premature frenzy!

lol.
i fucking love glee.
we could SO rock that

snape, you are clearly a genuis ( are you going to be rachel??)

thing is, we need a mr schu... i suspect there may be mascara wands at dawn as we fight over him though.

and
HE TINGED HIS COCK BLUE?????

WHAT???!?!?!?!?!?

ohh, mister shue.....

clearly i am rachel, i have a fine set of lungs on me (cough!)

no, no...the blue cock would be my thread reveal....

Lol.
And a most excelkent reveal it would be.

Drummer just text.. said to keep thur free and he will call me in the week :)

That, Russell brand doing life and a lindt rabbit has cheered me up :)

lol and lindt rabbit, my mind went a bit dirty for a second.

Hi all,

Have just got in and am now pissing myself laughing from visions of us all seranading train man - and big reveal of blue tinged cock? WTF??!! I am clearly behind in the tonight

TKFS sorry you are having a low day, i think this dating lark gets us all like that from time to time.

Have boys with me this weekend so all quiet here, although I did get another late night e mail from mr global warming last night, sent after he got in from pub - so at least he is thinking of me

Another one who doesn't believe.

Does anyone come home from a date and go online at 10 to 10 at night?

atswim come and join our merry band of doubters!

have been off doing dinner, arguing with children, usual mummy things (well in this house anyway!) come back and that thread has got worse. now we're all saddo spinsters who have never been in love

am too to actually respond just yet other than with a string of expletives.

Evening all :)

Pops over to bollox thread for an update..

What topic is it in anyone?

monty its it chat...my boss has asked me on a date, or something like that, is the title

as matters stand adamschic has had the last word :)

It's in the writing, actually - just doesn't ring true, like she's writing a story. There's a bit where she writes about her hair and it really doesn't sound right. It's as though she's trying to write a romantic story.

Dp asked me to be his gf on date 2, and i was on mn around 10pm updating you all after date one. . . . . .

I have come home from date and written an update. My attempts at romance are purely for the entertainment of other mumsnetters

Agree the thread looks like bollocks though

I think it's a poster that starts one of these threads every so often. I've been told not to post on it anymore. She is good and knows her audience. I should have changed some details and said I was chatted up in Waitrose by a billionaire and that an airline pilot knocked on my door collecting money.

Lou we remember how it went with your DP but this is a bit different, you didn't join to start a thread about your new romance.

Thanks Sponge

Adams - oooo I did titter at Asda I can imagine lots of faces lol

I'll have you all know I've been to Aldi today

I spent £70 I must be the only person in the world that spend that much in Aldi lol got a bit carried away.

Anyway, back to the there and now.

Look at us lot of fiaw mn-ing on a Saturday night :(

*here

What did you buy in Aldi? Hope it was a flat screen tv or something.

hello all place marking

another rather boring sat night - trapped at home again.

Had a very heavy week at work and thought I would be knackered but feel full of life.

Def up for a mn meeting soon. With plenty of

Have read through that thread and also find it hard to believe.

Adams - lol at flat screen tv :)

I did buy 2 huge boxes of soap powder, beers, wine, meat etc etc, I was quite surprised it was so much having read the thread about it on mn (oops).

SCL - yy I'm bored already.

Lots of wine sounds good, well worth the money.

Better get to bed now, bit tired tonight, going to see the Kings Speech tomorrow night after having a bite to eat, with family. I'm not a fan of cinema but should be ok.

Ooh, I've been following the chat thread and have wanted to post my doubts about the story but everyone else believes it and I knew I'd get flamed, Just as Adamchic just has! Maybe I'm just far to cynical, but Dan Snow my arse.
By the way, I'm also a (very content) lone parent, and not jealous as everyone who has posted doubts have been accused off.