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Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (part 29)

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lilacisinlove · 29/01/2011 20:54

Too good an opportunity to miss!

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SmileyMily · 30/01/2011 20:16

oooh, Snape, happy to critique a constructively as I can Grin

Eve, I am sensitive to TLM's DD and her needs (in a good way i hope). She has been at boarding school for 3 years, her mum walked out in the 1st term I think and TLM has residency. It's a setup that makes for challenges for everyone. XW and TLM split the hols and I guess the residency legality probably feels like a technicality to XW as school is where DD spends majortiy of time so is neutral iyswim. The prospect of TLM organising for DD to be at home with him (here where we are planning to live together etc...)full time going to the local school probably fills XW with some very mixed emotions......I am trying to stay out of it and only offer my view when TLM specifically asks me.

We shall see. It will work itself out because she won't be able to stay at boarding when the fees subsidy goes/TLM leaves RAF (one or other of which will happen in the next year) so up to her where she wants to live really.

anyway, hope elasta's date is going well Grin

persephonesnape · 30/01/2011 20:42

clearly you'd all 'give me one'

for which i thank you! ;)

as ever, as in life, i never seem to attract men that make me go a little fluttery in the tummy. those i like, don't 'like' me. My niche market seems to be the recently retired and those with 'bdsm' in their dating-names. :)

Remotew · 30/01/2011 20:50

Snape it wouldn't let me look unless I join, would rather not. Grin

persephonesnape · 30/01/2011 20:58

oo! wouldn't it!? i'm sorry! :(

tookoolforskool · 30/01/2011 21:04

Yes. I'd give you one and we are 87% match!!!!! Lol.
Fab profile, you come across as someone really fun, and interesting, and clever, and a great laugh.
But I'm a girl... so???
Who knows what men think???

And the text canceling tomorrow has just come through.
Wonderful.

tookoolforskool · 30/01/2011 21:06

Can I just swear???
I'm going to anyway.

Cunt.

Arsing Cunt.

persephonesnape · 30/01/2011 21:13

i'll swear as well. i join your general sweariness. what is WRONG with these people!?

cunting pus-filled waaaaaaaaank.

87%? quick! grow a penis, try to resist sending a disembodied picture of same, you know i'd do the same for you.

SmileyMily · 30/01/2011 21:20

snape and kool in a tree, k, i, s, s, i, n, g! Grin

snape, sorry i can't see it

took, arghhhhh, what an arse!

I really don't want to go to work tomorrow.....

persephonesnape · 30/01/2011 21:23

if only everyone were as lovely as what we now refer to, in a 'brangelina' type way, as 'too snape for school' :) sn'ool?

SmileyMily · 30/01/2011 21:26

lol at sn'ool Grin

'persephonekool'?

no combination of TLM and Mily works but we do have his 'n' hers matching haircuts Blush

can I just ask? WWYD if you found that the DDs' overnight bag back from XH's included the dirty (by which i do not mean wee-filled) pull-ups of DD2 in the bottom......the bins of The Green in Richmond too good for a poo-ey nappy?????? WTF.............Angry

SmileyMily · 30/01/2011 21:27

night time pull ups

persephonesnape · 30/01/2011 21:29

oo,i hope that was just an oversight mily. sometimes when you're stressed/busy you auto-pilot. alternatively, could just be a twat.

my current experience with my X would suggest the later..

tookoolforskool · 30/01/2011 21:33

sn'ool
awesome.

what a twatting, arse faced cock.

see, i bloody well knew it too. Thur evening on the phone he was all like ' you are really fun, its going to be great getting to know you'
friday, it all went a bit quieter though he did still mention monday.
But i thought something was up.
Then sat and sun, like 2 texts all day.
Immediatly i get all suspicious and untrusting, but then, tried really hard to not, and thought, he might just be busy.
nope
i knew it.

men are cocks. even those that bake.
99.9% of them. How i can go from really interesting and fun with cool hair, to - sorry, im too tired in 3 days is beyhond me.

snape - if i grew a penis i would, be default, probably turn into an twat too.
i could also send a disembodied pic... you know you want one really.

87% match. lol

lesson learnt. long blonde haired men are too flakey to kiss you on a second date. and just generally rubbish, even if they do bake. I shall have to stick to my usual type.
give it a week and ill text mr brand.

and im having my hair done tomorrow. not that this is at all relevant. but it shall make me feel better/coo/generally more excellent that i already am.
:)

ninah · 30/01/2011 22:42

mily congrats on the nisi - any update on jewellers???!
kool. he's a cock.

Flame · 30/01/2011 22:44

Cock.

squareheadcut · 30/01/2011 22:51

is this the dating thread?

Flame · 30/01/2011 22:51

Yup.

Well, the whinging and bitching thread a lot of the time :o

ninah · 30/01/2011 22:52

lol
this is the castrating thread

ninah · 30/01/2011 22:59

god, that was a joke btw, just funny that your q came as a few of us were crying cock
it is indeed a dating thread, and has many postive experiences, on it. Indeed. Look further downthread and you will see visits to a jeweller. Wink

Flame · 30/01/2011 22:59

lmao!

squareheadcut · 30/01/2011 23:17

i gave myself that name after a particularly harrowing visit to the hairdressers. so do i have to go on a date and then tell u about it - to stay on this thread? (i have not been on a date in 5 years) only 1 night stands

squareheadcut · 30/01/2011 23:19

if that makes anyone feel any better ..about their own dating lives , which i'm sure it should do

Flame · 30/01/2011 23:19

nah, no need to actually go on dates. It is pretty much lone parents chatting with some men thrown in if we're lucky to see any.

Oh and Matt's arse.

JustForThisOne · 30/01/2011 23:19

I dont even know were to start...........

Hatesponge · 31/01/2011 00:00

{grin] @ the whinging and bitching thread!

squareheadcut welcome! we're not always moaning. lots of us (I don't include myself in this) are quite entertaining. And as ninah says, there have been some positive experiences, tho some of us are still waiting for ours :)

and don't worry about the date thing. I haven't been on one for the best part of a year

(...shit, how sad does that make me sound!)

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