I feel a bit sick and over emotional, can somebody tell me what to do now while i calm down.

[fairyfly]

My boys were picked up by their dad on Friday. Not a very reliable man and this was probably a very stupid idea. I have not been able to get through to him on his mobile. The landline has been ignored. I have constantly been rining as i promised my children i would check they were ok daily and get them if they felt unhappy or anything.
My x's girlfriend has just answered the phone and said they are not with her, they are in Scotland, they are with their Grandad who they hardly know. I didn't even tell them thats where they were going and im not allowed to ring them.
I feel sick.

ooooo, got slightly drunk last night, i think i behaved like a real lady while i dribbled at my boyfriends house and claimed i was going to have a nervous breakdown. i remember lying on the floor weeping and shouting, no more, no more, now that is class anorak.

Just rang gd, he said straight away like a boy in trouble, oooo i have been trying to ring you all morning ( i'm not at home). Nae bother i said, i could hear my boys giggling again, they are in the bath he said, do you want to speak to them? Nope i said ( totally overjoyed they are in a bath giggling), thankyou very much, i will speak to them another time.

I'm, getting on with one of them!

oh come on, you have missed the part out about when you vomitted on his crotch

i have learnt a new way to mkae people piss themselves, just sent my sister his poetry, her reply was she needs to do more pelvic floor excercises

can't have vomitted on his crotch fio,i woke up, he had gone and i have a text saying morning babe i love you, but he could be into vomitting, who knows these days.

Snort Ninah, and yes, the lighthouse comment was true class.

Hey fairyfly I do that no more thing too. I try not to dribble but you know...

I am so glad I found this thread before you had it deleted, FF Just wet myself though...

How did you let such a sensitive, artistic, gifted, insightful, intuitive genius get away? Does he have to book an extra seat on planes for his ego?

i usually end up snoring on the coach whilst we have friends round then waking up at 3 wondering where the hell everyone has gone

you will have probably passed him on the street Martha, wow imagine that, sharing the air with a real life poet.

Coach to where babe?

the coach to nowhere

I think i love him, just rang again, it is so nice to talk about the boys without being called a c@nt. They are still very happy, he is still very cross with son. All good.

:0 did you wake up on the coach too last night?

i wish i had then i wouldn't be sitting here working out if im in trouble or not

Why would you be in trouble??

because i was an idiot to my boyfriend yesterday

But he loves you muchly and he understands the pressure you have been under with that waste of sperm known as your EX H.

Sorry, not denying your beautiful children but he is a waste of sperm.

I know, he is a good man, i will make him a steak for his return

He is a good man, you are a very lucky girl.

When are the boys coming back, ff, and how are they getting home?

Could I pop round for a steak, too? I do feel a bit peckish.

Not sure when they are back, gd has not been informed either.

yes certainly, pepper sauce?

Mmm, ff you have no idea how fantastic that sounds...I will be hankering all day now.

pepper sauce, baked potato, red wine....

You should have married his father, fairyfly.

Don't worry about your man, I think he understands that this is the outcome of the stress you've been under. If he doesn't get it, dump him and move in with Grandad.

yes I have an older man, it is very satisfying

Slightly to hard for me, Begbiesque

X has just sent a text saying your still in love with me, god help us all

Pardon me while I puke

What the hell is he on? Where did that come from?