Moi? Why I'm SHINEY............

[Mouseface]

S - Sexy
H - Hot
I - Ingenious
N - Notorious
E - Enigmatic
Y - Y do you ask!

Welcome to the something thousand and something thread of the Shineys.

We chat about health, diet, exercise and cock cake.

Join in!

I'm Mouseface, I've lost 8lb now since joining the clan and hoping to maintain it for the future.

Hello

what do you mean 'real fruit'??

dp just got back and is distinctly unimpressed re my 2 second comments...

I think he should take it on the head chin

Maybe i should have said real live fruit, instead of dead dried stuff.

All fruit is dead. Some of it has been murdered. Occassionally when I come back to work after the weekend some of the stuff I leave on my desk looks undead.

Double - I know and I'm really upset.

Trying to avoid both of them but hooked to see the outcome.

Horrid situation.

Ok, so dried fruit is zombie/mummified fruit then? Fresh fruit is recently killed/died of natural causes?

Someone tell me to do stuff. I have friend coming over in an hour and i need to do stuff

hi i'm jet, trying hard to remember that the reason i am actually here is to lose weight

Great title, Mouse.
And dont get upset, even if it is not genuine in this case, it will have helped others in the same situation.
Sorry you are upset by it, though.

I am Lizzy and I will be fabulous this summer, or at least as fabulous as I can be.

Dukan/Shred/Gym/10min abs and running, I can't bloody do much more

double - you want a photo of me and dp and hells having sex?? Hope its a camera that takes a quick shot

And what do you mean put himself at the back? Its not friday night young lady!!

Trills - are those amounts i posted say the same as eating lemon bonbons? I hate eating healthily and then finding out you may as well have been eating big macs.

waves at all the other losers. in the nicest way obv.

Hello ladies

i am twc and i am the thread mascot

have you all missed me? i have been busy slapping myself against unsuspecting young ladies mainly bof so it seems

are you unwell dear?

Dahling, where have you been?

I am Mittz. I am yo-yo ing but doing a hundred day plan which involves making lots of little changes.

And then I hit a blip and am being as good as possible. . I find being good difficult.

Lizzy you already are fabulous.... we love you.

Have taken some time out today..calmer but,... ye know....

Went cycling and came off . The thing with doing stuff 100% enthusiastically , is you come a cropper with equal intensity. I have the shin of a 12 yr old boy!

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Eew - TWC just got me!!

Double you were right!

Eugh

TWC - you just need to keep that bloomin trouser python away from me........