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High cock, low cake. The domain of the shiney people.

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:32

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

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RumourOfAHurricane · 13/05/2010 14:39

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:46

they did? must have missed it. ah well they'll get over it.

or maybe they just need more of it?

Now where were we?

Did we finalise the title for your book shiney?

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:47
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Alicetheinvisible · 13/05/2010 14:47

I think it is disgusting tbh, the way people bring up the fact that we have poultry in the title, unless of course they are veggie......

bellavita · 13/05/2010 15:06

Afternoon ladies.

Have had rather a hurried late lunch just now of the veg curry that was supposed to be chilli! Nipped to the shops and took my belt back, nipped into M&S and came out £15 quid lighter - shame it wasn't pounds of my stomach eh!

Just waiting for friend to turn up for coffee.

and now the house stinks of food.

Fleecy · 13/05/2010 15:07

15lbs of stomach Bella And I thought you were petite

CurbAppeal · 13/05/2010 15:12

This thread is filthy.I am reporting you all forthwith. After some cake.

bellavita · 13/05/2010 15:13

Ah. that is what I lead you lot to believe

Alicetheinvisible · 13/05/2010 15:15

I am hungry. What can i eat that requires NO effort at all?

KerryMumbles · 13/05/2010 15:16

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CurbAppeal · 13/05/2010 15:18

Cock does require some effort though.

Alicetheinvisible · 13/05/2010 15:23

Hmm, so does cake when you have to make the bloody thing

Lizzylou · 13/05/2010 15:43

He he DEM, you are in a rebellious mood.

Alice.

Alicetheinvisible · 13/05/2010 15:47

Have had a bowl of Coco pops mega munchers (or whatever they are called)

I am literally counting down the minutes to when we can go to Prezzo's. I think i will have the roadkill chicken with fries

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Alicetheinvisible · 13/05/2010 15:57

That was the reasoning Kerry

I always said DD wouldn't eat crisps/chips/sweets/crap cereal etc, she is currently grizzling whilst wolfing down a bowl of dry cocopops, raisins and pink sprinkles. Oh well, i tried.....

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Lizzylou · 13/05/2010 16:09

To be fair a bit of cock is nothing compared to the Vampire thread titles, about touching yourself and sparklejizz.

Alice I said my kids would never watch a lot of TV, guess what they're doing now? Needs must.

Alicetheinvisible · 13/05/2010 16:13

Oh, yes, very little telly too.

DD watched so little telly yesterday i am making her make up for it today

Pink sprinkles go with everything you know (when you are a 2yr old girl)

AmazingBouncingFerret · 13/05/2010 16:18

Did someone say cock?

ive been ver norty and have done myself some micro popcorn. I knew I shouldnt of bought it. Cant rest till it's gone!

DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 17:06

is it really bad to be living for escaping to the rink?

oh and i have just eaten a whole packet of cookies cos i forgot to eat lunch and its about 10mins to tea

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ForStately · 13/05/2010 17:08

alice - you're the only person so far who hs laughed when i told them what i did to my sil, everyone else (including my mother) has gone [sjock] and then 'how could you??' I like your response better

Where's Bitsaft? (that's the new name for our new thread couple)

Lizzylou · 13/05/2010 17:09

DEM, not at all.
I am now heading off to the gym as DH is back early. It's funny how much I want to go just to escape my extremely niggly and irritable boys (they're not normally but tonight they are driving me crazy).

ForStately · 13/05/2010 17:09

[sjock] niiiiice. try again

Lizzylou · 13/05/2010 17:10

Fluffy what has happened about that? What is the reaction?

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