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High cock, low cake. The domain of the shiney people.

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:32

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 17:10

how exactly would you define sjock fluff?

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 17:12

its not how you describe a man with his sock in his trousers?

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 17:40

fuck, i didnt kill the shiney thread with that did i?

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ForStately · 13/05/2010 17:52

Lizzy - pretty terrible actually, I'm off to bed. Crying in front of dd not good I dont think. Really upset.

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/05/2010 17:59

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TotalChaos · 13/05/2010 18:03

aw fluffy sorry you are so blue, if it's what was on the last thread that's upsetting you, it sounds completely innocent of you.

VinegarTits · 13/05/2010 18:29

After weeks of being good i have succumbed and been to MacDonalds

i think it was all the drooling over the Firemen that made me hungry

VinegarTits · 13/05/2010 18:30

Whats up Fluffs? havent read the other thread yet, has someone upset you?

DreamsInBinary · 13/05/2010 18:35

You old softie, Shiney

ForStately · 13/05/2010 18:50

Shiney you cutie you

Total/Vins - God knows what's the matter with me, basically I was upset over something stupid my best friend's husband said (who had misunderstood something I said)then I sent an email to her saying I was really upset. My friend sent one back which was a little 'forthright', I then lost it totally and retired to bed sobbing, then, thank god, she rang me to say texts and emails can be misconstrued and what the hells wrong, lets sort it I don't want to lose your friendship type stuff.

Cue me mucho tears and all sorted now. Was just a stupid misunderstanding but she's been my very close friend for over 5 years and I love her to bits. Was more devastated than when my divorce happened

Am thinking period might be due.....

ForStately · 13/05/2010 18:51

And as shes's a mnetter, if you're reading this missy - it was HIS fault and he owes me cake

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 13/05/2010 18:52

Helloooo!

Had a lovely afternoon with saf and her adorable DS, it was even warm enough to sit outside!

Off to catch up.

bellavita · 13/05/2010 18:55

Aww Fluffy >

Shiney

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VinegarTits · 13/05/2010 19:03

Glad you got it all sorted now fluff

whens the wedding Reality?

DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 19:04

Love the fact that i am forgettable just as well i am in a good mood and lusting after

Small steps of progress school is starting to listen. but not sure what will happen. ds is calmer today, which is nice. he is almost human. He has a time table for the change, which seems to help. raise ot re sensory issue and that as an issue. teacher to discuss with in school specialist about what can be done. Hopefully something, he needs strategies and help. He needs to be able to deal with this in the future. So I am hoping...

Fluff - are you ok? you seem to have swung for psychotically hyper to a bit of a low low.

Bit/saf - nice you two had a good mini meet.

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VinegarTits · 13/05/2010 19:07

oh 10 weeks is ages away, look at those lot on 'dont tell the bride' they organise the whole wedding in like 4 weeks

ForStately · 13/05/2010 19:13

DEM!!!! Tell it like it is there!! No seriously, I have actually, I don't know whether its because of being an idiot and mixing those tablets yesterday or what. It might just be my period due I am an absolute nightmare when its coming.

Think I might post something in mental health see if anyone else gets such horrendous mood swings.

BitSaft - was it good?

VinegarTits · 13/05/2010 19:20

Fluff i get horrendous mood swings when the martians are due to land (little aliens from the red planet that take over your brain )

i go all erratic like and think people are out to get me and stuff some months are worse than others

jetcat · 13/05/2010 19:32

glad things are on the up DEM and fluff

Please can i have a round of applause?

YanknCock · 13/05/2010 19:33

wasting, I wish I'd checked MN this morning! I went out and got a bottle of fenugreek today on my lunch hour, but can't return as I've already opened and taken some. I'm sure there's someone on MN who'd want them though, but thank you for thinking of me.

Alice, sounds like you had a nice night out, hooray for DD's long sleep!

Shiney, at least you can get on MN at work. Nearly everything worthwhile is blocked at mine, and you have to sign in to a filter thingy every 30 minutes that reminds you whatever you're looking at isn't for business purposes. Agree with you, men generally need to be told stuff. Can I be editor for your book?

Jet, that does sound like shin splints, I used to get them when I ran track (lest you get the idea I am athletic, that was when I was 12).

ABF, 3lbs IS a lot when you don't weigh that much to begin with! Good work!

Fluff, whatever happened with SIL? Mood swings sound horrendous.

SAF, I have more experience with circumcised than non-circumcised (men around my age in the U.S. are almost all circumcised). Basically re: the movement issue, you use a lot of lube/saliva.

Goober, glad the holiday is going ahead!

Vinny, did you have a good long ride with the firemen?

Bitter/SAF glad you had a nice meetup.

Reality, it will all come together. If you get to the end of the day and you are married, that's all that has to happen. Everything else is just stuff and won't matter as much as you think it does now.

I got a fabulous surprise....the very wonderful and much missed BOF sent me lovely flowers! I didn't check the post at first, but later when I picked it up there was a card from post office saying he'd put a parcel just inside the back fence. They are beautiful, really cheered me up as today was just boring and ear still hurting.

jetcat · 13/05/2010 19:36

oooh, bless you for the flowers, and bless bof for sending them - thats lovely

DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 19:37

what you done jet?

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ForStately · 13/05/2010 19:38

vin - i was absolutely fine when pregnant, lovely and stable. I'd forgotten what it was like, i hate it. I'm 4 different people each month. I'm starting to wonder if I'm bipolar not that i know anything about that nnd would that go away when pregnant? God knows, will post on health boards and see if any advice there.

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