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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:32

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:19

Does this thread need filling up then?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:19

Because I can help with that

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:20

Sorry about your XH Yank.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:20

Hells, I'm a checkout supervisor, oh the glamour!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:22

DF - DS's teacher must think I'm an alcoholic, he told her that

'before mummy goes to bed, she has to drink her beer and wine'.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:22

Saf, I hate eating breakfast, I can't stomach food before midday.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:23

Work was ok, but I am glad to be home.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:24

Had roast pork for dinner.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:24

With crackling

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:24

And roast potatoes

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:25

But Saf thinks I'm tiny, so that's how I'm going to justify it!.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:25
Grin
BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:25

And DD has done a poo on DS' bed

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:26

So that's more washing.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:26

But I like cleaning, so I guess that's ok.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:27

And I am still sitting here in my monkey suit

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:27

Guess I should go and get changed.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:27

Are you bored of my ramblings yet?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:28

Because I will keep going

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:28

until I finish the thread.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:29

Didn't realise there was so much space to fill.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:29

What a waste!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:29

Feeling a bit silly for starting this now.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 17/05/2010 19:30

Nearly done.

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