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High cock, low cake. The domain of the shiney people.

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 14:32

someone say cock?

ops wait til you have met the thread mascot....

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YanknCock · 13/05/2010 20:48

DS's eyes are really so much better! We are still holding him down to rub gooey ointment in them 4 times a day, but it seems like the gunk is gone. He has a bit of a cough, but the nursery said they hardly heard him do it at all today.

Asparagus is definitely BLW food. Actually, most stuff is if you aren't afraid of mess . DS had some spag bowl with us tonight. He ate the pasta with his hands and the sauce with a spoon (with some help, but he guides it to his mouth himself).

Lizzylou · 13/05/2010 20:54

Hey Fleecy You need more than 1000cals!

Yank, I am so pleased that DS's eyes are better, they looked so poorly in the photos.
I am sad I missed out on BLW, just didn't know about it, though perhaps not about the mess

I do love gin

HOw are you this evening, beautiful Bella??

FiveGoMadInDorset · 13/05/2010 20:54

Well done BabyYank.

Also Jet at least you can run which is more than I can do.

OK off to watch Zlist Celebs being towed out of live firing areas on BBC1, the live firing ranges being over the road from us. I really do need to try and sort out WiFi in more rooms.

ForStately · 13/05/2010 20:55

Sorry to hear of the illing.

Total - thank you will definitely do that, there is something wrong I just need to find out what. I'm on 40mg of AD a day as it is and can sometimes be err 'bouncy' as this lot can attest to yesterday.

Reality - what is your sex secret that shocked Shiney?? Come on it must have been bad to have her

Yank - gross gunk, but glad getting better. Wish dd (5!) ate pasta of any sort she totally refuses, only wants chicken with french mustard roast potatoes and broccoli (1 c 2 ls?) every night.

Have BitSaft eloped together or have I just missed them?!

Can't remember who asked re SIL but will share in two ticks

ForStately · 13/05/2010 20:56

DP just said that a guy at work calls nights when he has sex with his wife 'Bruce Lee' nights, because..... wait for it... He gets to 'enter the dragon' Nice.

wastingaway · 13/05/2010 21:05

Thank goodness it's finally starting to clear, poor thing.

Hey, this is a new thread!

I'm Wasting and have been hanging around here for a while. I need to lose lots of weight.

bellavita · 13/05/2010 21:05

Fluffy, I think they have run off into the sunset together! . Am liking "enter the dragon"

Am ok thank you Lizzy , err I am not quite sure where you get the beautiful bella bit from though . How are you?
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Hello Fanny.

Yay for baby Yank.

Fleecy, that is not a huge amount of calories

MitsubishiWarrioress · 13/05/2010 21:10

DD has chicken Pox. Poor little sausage. They almost seem to be spreading as you talk to her. She already has them in her tushy.

So I am going to sign off and put my Nanny McPhee outfit on..with added warts...

cheery chamomile scented wave xx

.............................COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK! COCK........................

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 13/05/2010 21:11

Hello, I am here

Just been doing TV catch up this evening, although I am still behind on 24.

Don't know what's happened to saf, maybe I scared her off the thread?

{grin]

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wastingaway · 13/05/2010 21:18

Aw poor DD Mitts! You made me larf though.

I have never been in a John Lewis.

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traceybath · 13/05/2010 21:18

I love acqua di parma - reminds me of holidays in italy.

Also love diptyque candles though.

FiveGoMadInDorset · 13/05/2010 21:20

That's lovely Shiney.

MyCatIsABastard · 13/05/2010 21:21

Evenin' ladies.

Justg checking in quickly. Enjoyed the cock talk muchly. Now just need to go and enjoy some of it for meself.... oh look, that'll be DH asleep on the sofa, the man who's been home all day whilst I've been working (not so sodding easy with the kids is it!!!???)

Shiney, enjoy the JL shop. It'll be fun.

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FiveGoMadInDorset · 13/05/2010 21:22

Mitts, hope your DD gets better soon.

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traceybath · 13/05/2010 21:23

Oh yes Jo Malone - lovely. Very generous sil bought me gorgeous Jo Malone candle, bath oil and lotion after having DD. A jolly good baby present.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 13/05/2010 21:26

I think I may go and buy shares in JL tomorrow, I feel they may be about to see an inexplicable spike in their profits

ForStately · 13/05/2010 21:28

For Shiney

I could be your personal (cheap) shopper

YanknCock · 13/05/2010 21:29

Awww Mitts, your poor DD! Have you got calamine lotion in?

Fluff, it was me asking about SIL, wondered what the fallout was from that? For the record, am not shocked. It's a burden keeping other people's secrets, and when they piss you off (as she did with the whole autism thing), stuff just comes out.

Alice, you wanted to know about the olay total effects touch of foundation? It seems ok, but their 'fair' doesn't seem fair enough for me Perhaps just needs to be blended better in the neck area?

DH was filthy on the phone today, was telling him I'd spoken to someone called Phil and he said 'McCracken?' 'No,' I said, 'Phil Smith'. 'Are you sure it wasn't McCracken?' says he. 'No, Smith'. He had to spell it out for me.

I am thick and can't hear properly so didn't get what he was trying to get me to say for ages. And then was glad I didn't because the guys at the office would not have let that one go easily.

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