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There's First Love and Then There Is The Shiney Cult Love

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bellavita · 03/05/2010 12:26

Hi, I'm Bella

I am 5ft nothing and need to lose a few pounds to get back to my normal weight of around 8st 3lb.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/05/2010 22:06

Double - I am as about as stylish as a pair of golfing trousers, so please apreciate that my lack of advice is a kindness to you.

Mitts - Thought you were madame kickass? Or am I confusing you with Trills?

Sazz - Just doin my job ma'am.

Iggiepitomisesvacuity · 05/05/2010 22:08

The talk of broken things has just inspired me to go online and order a new drawer for my freezer. The third such drawer I've had to buy. Clearly fridge too full of quorn fillets & Ben'n'Jerrys and have to jam drawer in too hard.
Day of waiting in for the Sky men to come tomorrow. Will squeeze in a vote when they've gone.
Shame Syc doesn't run a boot camp, we could all go and be transformed. Used to feel transformed by Paul McKenna, but have stopped listening to him (like all men, after a while).

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bellavita · 05/05/2010 22:14

Crispy - No PIMMS on the order.. it is far too high even without extra purchases. I spent 50 quid today on a few bits, two crates of bottled beer included in that for DH but nonethless £50 all the same.

I heart Syc, she was blood fabulous.

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hellsbelles · 05/05/2010 22:16

10th of may is a very important day - I agree...tis my birthday and I shall be ahem - only just clinging onto my 30's.

Bitter - also forgot to say - bloody well done...I would have been hugging you for all you were worth if you had saved my DC's.

Jet....lovely lovely lovely to see you hear.

So we are all nit combed and hedrined. I've had my dose of Jack Bauer....

So where is our leader?

DidEinsteinsMum · 05/05/2010 22:16

yep Bitter, mitts is our lovely resisdent kick boxer. Syc had a fabulous way with words and advice that made you comply and see that you were wrong in you view on food. It was ass kicking by stealth. Amasing to witness. And a lovely lady to boot. Iggy, it would be lovely to have a boot camp step up by syc just to find out how she is doing. She would be very at our ravings about her and her advice. lovely lady that one, despite her name

Where is everyone tonight. DIB disappeared off to read the thread so i suspect has gone mia and will be seen tomo

it feels wrong with some of the regulars missing. Cant wait til after tomo's events and all the sorting out. I hope things here calm down a bit after that.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/05/2010 22:16

So, is there a vacancy then?

I am happy being thread newbie / token prude but I could so be thread asskicker!

You - put down the wine, do you know you might as well be drinking liquid cream cakes?

Hey, Lady - step away from the donut - you know it's for your own good.

DidEinsteinsMum · 05/05/2010 22:17

hells, best people are born in may

hellsbelles · 05/05/2010 22:17
hellsbelles · 05/05/2010 22:18

DEM - oh so true

FiveGoMadInDorset · 05/05/2010 22:19

Hello and Goodnight.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/05/2010 22:20

Shame I can't kick my own arse

Quite liking the bossy persona though!

Agree, the thread feels weird with lots MIA.

DidEinsteinsMum · 05/05/2010 22:23

Waves at five
you are challenging jaq for her jaqboot role there lady. watch your step. Ass kicking and asskicking sage advice are different

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/05/2010 22:23

Fanny - where have you been?

I have just been watching 3 in a bed and thought of you

wastingaway · 05/05/2010 22:26

eurgh... oh deary me... Ow!

Hello.

Syc kicked ass. Wasn't she inventor of the Total 0% yoghurt breakfast phenomenom?

FiveGoMadInDorset · 05/05/2010 22:27

Sorry, been busy.

Took first part of my IT test and got 89%.

I watched that tonight, very boring no fighting.

Managed to put on 0.5lbs, but have been comfort eating this week. Going walking with my brothers girlfriend next week.

CrispyTheCrisp · 05/05/2010 22:28

LOL mitts have just found the following post and YOU were being right royally kicked

Sycamoretreeisvile Fri 24-Jul-09 22:06:33
Oh, TMW - put your pies in the bin.

I MEAN it.

Or make someone else eat them.

Remember, you are not a dustbin.

Imagine one stuck to your arse, another to your stomach and half each of the last one on either thigh.

DidEinsteinsMum · 05/05/2010 22:28

I believe that was so wasting. are you ok?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/05/2010 22:30

Icecream is fabulous.

To me, it makes me as happy as the feeling I get when I step on the scales and find I have lost a couple of pounds.

You know that weird high you get when you have done a really hard workout and you ache ?

And you know you will ache even more tomorrow but it's a good ache.

That's how icecream feels to me.

Is that nearer the mark?

bellavita · 05/05/2010 22:31

Wasting, 3 out of 7 mornings, I still have that yogga brekka.

Hi Fanny , never mind the 0.5 I am sure it will come off for next week.

Hells, doing anything special for your birthday?

I really am the oldest one here aren't I

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bellavita · 05/05/2010 22:33

no one can ever replace Syc

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bellavita · 05/05/2010 22:33

no one can ever replace Syc

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 05/05/2010 22:34

Hells - forgot to ask, which series of 24 are you watching?

Give me a mini recap, I heart 24!

wastingaway · 05/05/2010 22:34

Ooh lovely, thanks DEM.

I'm such a wuss. I'm what they call the 'worried well' or hypochondriac in old money. I'm very crap when actually poorly.

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