Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Hairy truckers on THIS thread..Nooooo!!

MyCat, I read that as you'd lost 2 pounds on Ford Focus, and was mystified as to what one's car choice had to do with weight loss....

BoF can confirm I am not a hairy trucker - but I am a bit of a wine soaked loon.

So who wants to share a room with me? hehee

Is it agreed on the malmaison?

Me and Vinny are sharing >

Poledra - I have been known to do energetic things in and around a few cars that may well have lost me a couple of lbs but never a ford focus.

I never weigh myself either. It's all just numbers innit? I know from being weighed by the doctor that I was more than 11 stone days after giving birth, and just before Christmas I was under 9. I don't peer too closely as I can't bring myself to know care. It's an interesting tool I grant you but not the whole story. My dh has quite a high bmi according to traditional methods but he's actually just muscular with a ridiculously low body fat percentage.

I actually agree with the mad hairy arsed troll eloquent and linguistically challenged erudite poster last night. Women shouldn't drink in pregnancy. They also shouldn't wear clothes that flaunt their condition. In ideal circumstances where the economic climate would allow for it, pregnant women would be sent away to rural retreats from the point the pregnancy becomes apparent to the outside eye, no contact would be made with them and they would return when they've lost all of the weight and got the baby into a routine. Pregnant women have no place in society. I'm sarcastic deadly serious. Actually, I find it quite easy to be insufferably smug with an 'oh I didn't touch alcohol while pg' when actually I'm dull teetotal at all times.

Right, daily diet tip...

Take a course of antibiotics. Hope to get oral thrush. Your tongue will be so sore that you can't swallow. If you're very lucky you might lose a chunk out of the side of your tongue and it will take a week to heal, extending the time that you are unable to eat Real Food and are forced to exist solely on soup and water. Again, it's a commitment and there's some pain involved but you either want to lose weight or you don't.

I'm off for a run. Keep your ears peeled and Norfolk local radio will be screeching about middle-aged women who shouldn't be wearing lycra running through fields and upsetting the cows.

Devil - i think we have all more or less decided on the raddison now, as malmaison, although maga lush, is also sadly mega expensive

Raddison sounds good to me! I'll book myself as soon as everyone else does.

Will we all get dressed up together and have a cocktail in the bar?

I'll probably wear a glam dress, but flat shoes - can't have people I've only just 'met' having to carry me/pick me up off the floor because of heels hehe.

Oh yeah - this thread is supposed to e about healthy eating hehe.

My strategy for the next fortnight is to have poached egg on a Bagel and a smoothie for breakfast, sandwich for lunch, then buy an M&S salad or stirfry type thing for dinner. They are so tasty but low calories/ fat.

Also will go to the market and make up some huge fruit salad to keep in the fridge.

Hopefully no snacks, but if I need to I'll make a big bowl of low fat yoghurt, garlic and cucumber and eat it on homemade chapatis - very very low fat but yums.

Was someone about the thread title? result! [attention seeker emoction]

Vinny

Devil - i dont mind sharing with you, if you dont mind sharing with me and my darth vader style CPAP mask It does make a low hum kind of noise, so if you need absolute hush, then i wont be offended it you dont want to

and OMG - i hadnt even considered on what to wear.....

P.S check out my profile and coo at my Dc on Halloween. I still cry with laughter at DD's costume.

Mainly because she got very bored by the Halloween party/ Trick or treating and very tired. She was walking home with her big dinosaur head held low and tear streaks in her face paint, I ended up carrying her (I was a witch/ pirate hybrid). We got many laughs as people saw me carrying a sleeping dinosaur along the main road home.

very very cute picw TDWP

Where's Shiney? We need her to OK the Radisson before we all book [incapable of doing anything without Cult Leader's Verfication]

i was thinking the same DIB

Afternoon all.

Fab - I weigh myself pretty much most days first thing in the morning - don't think it matters when you do it as long as you do it at a similar time for each weigh in.

So I didn't drink through my first 2 pregnancies and had 3 small glasses of wine in my third pregnancy - does that make me very bad .

Just had a very late breakfast of special k and will shortly have some fruit - how terribly exciting.

Mmm, graze box has just arrived

Black pepper cashews, olives in mediterranean marinade, chilli seeds, and some kind of dried fruit thing with pineapple in it.

what are these graze boxes, and how much are they, and where from? I have read a few mentions of them!

Shiney - you are so very kind (i am assuming the lovely box of things for DDs is from you as you said you were sending something). Mini is so into jigsaws at the moment as well as practicing her handwriting, and Junior loves all things crafty, so thanks so much.

In fact, when mini wakes from her nap (nursery every day takes a lot out of 3 year olds) she will love playing with the paper packaging aswell!

Graze

You get your first box free and second half price if you have a discount code, i can give you my code, but if Trill gives you hers she will get £1 off her 3rd box

Aww, thanks Vinny, that's sweet, but you can give out your code.

thanks, they look lovely

ok cheers, i donate my £1's to the rainforest anyway

Jet (and anyone else who wants to try a graze box) my discount code is 9KTNMYZY

no sympathy - I don't deserve it (though secretly love it!) Dreading going out tonight and will be on the sparkling water all night.

If someone needs me to book their room on a card I'm happy to do that if it helps. I'm fine with a single as I fart and snore.

Is the plan food & booze? I feel too old for clubbing but perhaps with dutch courage will follow the crowd!

Can't wait to see where we end up. DH thinks I'm insane but has begrudgingly agreed to this!

hells, i may be a match for you then as my mask filters out any potential whiffiness plus, as i dont have a card, i could send a cheque off to you if you are paying now - otherwise give you the cash when we are there?

• no don't worry - I'm not going to inflict myself on sharing with anyone - but happy to sort out your room fee (and whoever else needs me to) on the card. And no worries about sending cheques as I don't think they'll take the cash till the day we could sort that out when we meet.

God I'm feeling rubbish. I am such a bloody lightweight!