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A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

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NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:21

Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

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NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:23

D'oh! I mis-spelt success!!!!!!

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bellavita · 14/10/2009 22:25

I like the thread title

daftpunk · 14/10/2009 22:25

and it's lose..not loose

slimeoncrazydemon · 14/10/2009 22:26

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SqueezyCheesyPumpkin · 14/10/2009 22:26

Nice title!

OK, so I now know who DT is, but what's a QF?

BiteOfFun · 14/10/2009 22:27

Not Terry Wogan's cock, then?

bellavita · 14/10/2009 22:28

Quorn Fillet Squeezy

BiteOfFun · 14/10/2009 22:29

Shiney has been honoured with the Order Of The Quorn Fillet, for services to Imaginative Healthy Vegetarianism, I believe.

daftpunk · 14/10/2009 22:29

...if the standards on this thread drop any further, i'll join the wankers..

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NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:31

Pah! I never get loose & lose right I do get bought & brought right though that one drives me potty!

BOF stop putting that photo up, it freaks me out

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SazZaVoom · 14/10/2009 22:31

Cock, bum, wanker and pedants

What more does one need?

SazZaVoom · 14/10/2009 22:32

Well, other than a QF, obviously

BiteOfFun · 14/10/2009 22:32

That's why I like to do it, Norma

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NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:33

No-one should have to see TW's cock....not even his wife!

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SqueezyCheesyPumpkin · 14/10/2009 22:34

QF I was trying to think of 'something that starts with Q' and then Focus (as in Lord Focus)

Christ, well my grammar is non existent and I'm rubbish at apostrophes so don't expect any pedantry from me

SazZaVoom · 14/10/2009 22:35

I still haven't looked as i am on my work PC. Also never googled DragonButter as i fear either may land me in big piles of poo with the IT nerds

SazZaVoom · 14/10/2009 22:35

I believe pedantry is acceptable Squeezy

slimeoncrazydemon · 14/10/2009 22:36

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BiteOfFun · 14/10/2009 22:36

Oh, you are quite safe, Sazz- he is fully clothed...but leaving very little to the imagination IYSWIM

daftpunk · 14/10/2009 22:36

there are two subjects i rarely talk about

sex and trolls...

is this really the right thread for me..?

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NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:37

I did google dragon butter, seriously wish I hadn't

Squeezy at least I'm not alone in being crap at getting words right then

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SazZaVoom · 14/10/2009 22:38

Ok, i'm going in..........

On your head be it BoF if i get the sack . Nothing to do with me not having actually worked for 16 months

daftpunk · 14/10/2009 22:38

fuck off are they too clever...

[i'm in love with monkeytrousers]

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NormaSknockers · 14/10/2009 22:39

Be careful he doesn't poke your eye out

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SazZaVoom · 14/10/2009 22:39

LOL, i hear Ricky Whittle is having similar ishoos with his Strictly outfits

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