hey,d'you want to read ds1's political campaign letter for the school council elections? Here it is... (TF,you may laugh yourself into labour...)
Dear Sycamore Class Chums,
As you very well know, this year I am running in the Sycamore Class School Council elections. Though as it is a classroom rule not to run in the classroom I shall steadily stroll.
My best aspects are that I am trustworthy and honest, also fun. And my absolute best aspect is that I am completely and utterly BONKERS!!!!!!! Which is important because... well, as an example, how would you like to wake up in the morning and think, "Urr not school again," you get ready for school, you get on the bus, boring as usual, and then when you get to school and you see a brand new roller coaster and say, "Woohoo, look what Torfi got us!"
And also, when you come to school and think, "Not boring maths again!" the teacher starts talking, you hardly listen because you're having a secret conversation, then you hear the words "throwing competition" as part of maths, and find out that good old Torfi has made grouping data a lot more fun.
So remember, don't vote for some boring old idiot, gloating about how he won it, that he did it with good politics and good looks, vote for me, a cool guy who is clean as a whistle,sharp as a thistle, best in all west Wiltshire, YEAH!!!!!!!