So, I went for my mole appointment, and am now legless (well, ^almost^), and feeling very sorry for myself......

[psychomum5]

....and all flame could say when I text her to say I was scared was - "have you told them that you will have lots of spare shoes and your jeans will hang funny"

that is so NOT the calming words of a friend is it

so, anyone else there for sypmathy??

please

((ps, not really legless. I had a mole on my inner right thigh that had gone itchy and 'teardrop' shaped, so the dermatoligist(sp?) doc said it needed to be removed, and siad he wanted it done today .........the anaesthetic is wearing off now tho and my leg feels odd....))

nope, no other form of communication coming thru.

I'm borken

:9

It can be anything you want it to be.

Chicken was just one suggestion. You could have green hulk-like leg, or a webbed frog's leg... the possibilities are endless with comedy prosthetics.

pmsl @ borken

even

me thinks the tabs are wokring......

now, if we are going for new legs, I want snazzy sparkly ones please

suddenly notices trinity, so hides behind her instead!!

they picking on me

You're just making it too easy now.

I think I am this kind of pendant

Can't you borrow one off a DD? Then you'll have one dancey leg and one grownup leg and you can go round in circles

(am checking typing carefully now - don't want to get on bad side of a pendant!)

oh arsewipes.

am beginning to think I need to go bed!

am having to really concentrate now, and that makes MN not quite so much fun!

Oooh if you get one of DD1's then you don't have the shoe problem any more! Jeans could still be an issue...

I'm off to read and stuff now if that makes life easier

trillian, I could do the 'monica go bang' ben dance from friends

flame.. yes I painted them.. ( hell I have had way too much cider to keep up)

flame, she has shallow feet tho, so would be a problem when the shoes keep flipping off[qink]

Right, have to go make dinner and then watch the Apprentice See y'all later!

( and if anyone is wondering.. I have almost finished a pint!)

dont hide behind me, I'm useless

also I'm laughing at what they are saying too
sorry

ggrrr* **

monica BANG!

roffle

I think qink is the best

hurrumph

triniy, you are useless if you are lauging at them

BCNS, me thinks you are on a par with me head wise

my tyoing is crappy

and my leg hurts..........

ohhhh I am so goning to read this tomorrow and wish I hadn't aren't I.. but I see you all with the new vogue spelling of pendant

there there..