So, I went for my mole appointment, and am now legless (well, ^almost^), and feeling very sorry for myself......

[psychomum5]

....and all flame could say when I text her to say I was scared was - "have you told them that you will have lots of spare shoes and your jeans will hang funny"

that is so NOT the calming words of a friend is it

so, anyone else there for sypmathy??

please

((ps, not really legless. I had a mole on my inner right thigh that had gone itchy and 'teardrop' shaped, so the dermatoligist(sp?) doc said it needed to be removed, and siad he wanted it done today .........the anaesthetic is wearing off now tho and my leg feels odd....))

.. now go look properly and tell me what a good mum I am today fnar.. painted some t shirts up lol.. I hate making costumes!

lmao.. right I'm taking them off now then lol.

< passes sooo much more sympathy over to psycho>

need anymore??

yes please, my leg is throbbing, and DH is grumpy, I bled a lot when they did it so am on strict instructions to stay elevated for the evening....I had joked about them doing it at the very first appointment, but really truly did not think they would, so dinner was not prepped for him

actually it does all sound rather scary and ouchy.. and you seriously deserve nice nibble and nice psycho safe wine.. just to calm yourself.

DH said no

altho I kind of get his point (trying hard to at least).

he is now feeding me luvley drugs (or the medical kind), to ease my pain and make high.

I was torn between thinking drunk and mole on leg so leg removed

trillian.

'twas them removing my entire leg that I was getting at

hence flames 'oh-so-sypathetic' text

So now you're back on t'internet are you gonna be my friend? Promise I'm not a creepy stalker.

I was good.

I didn't say that we could put into action Hatty's comedy prosthetic chicken/monster leg business that she has lined up for Boy

BCNS - did you paint those?!?!?! (pics on profile btw)

Stay behind me little lady!

don't you think it would be cool? one working leg, and one prosthetic chicken leg?

she loves me tho flame, she can;t come to your side!!!

Leg off a chicken? Or leg made from a chicken?

I am strong compared to tiny petite delicate weedy can't -eat-- anything Psycho

She didn't call you strong though, she called you stong which is clearly an insult.

Leg sculpted to look like a giant chicken leg like this one

Hmm, something is telling me that Flame's idea is a good one...

It's sort of coming to me as if by a psychic link, some other form of communication...

I am all powerful, and you know that you are truly someone's friends when you can communicate in such ways...

you lot are mad tis great

Just the leg off that? Not sure I get it. Could the same effect be gained with an appropriately-coloured stripey sock?