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Its the Jade Goody Effect - my smear is overdue and I've just booked one. Join me!!!!

264 replies

frumpygrumpy · 23/02/2009 12:30

Its six months overdue and I've made an appointment for a week today.

C'mon girls. Anyone else putting it off FOR NO GOOD REASON???

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BCNS · 09/03/2009 20:55

well.. had my legs aloft today

EyeballsintheSky · 09/03/2009 20:56
mamadiva · 09/03/2009 21:03

Hey all, not sure if anyone actually remembers or seen my post about going on 5th March but I went... I almost cancelled at the last minute but went in the end!!!

It was myfirst ever smear and I have to say the etst did'nt even bother me one bit not even when I had to strip LOL the nurse was fab though, kept distracting me asking about my son and about my work etc then she said I had been fab but a little tense so not to worry if I need to go back because most people are tense at first so don't know if had enough cells.

It took about 5 minutes all in I think. Will go again next time carefree the waiting for results is a bit horrible but as far as I know I have'nt had anything to worry about, fingers crossed

EyeballsintheSky · 09/03/2009 21:08

Yay, well done. It's not so bad, is it? Waiting for it is worse than the test.

Shhhh · 09/03/2009 21:10

brill mama....see, its not to bad....

Must admit, mine does take a little longer but im used to it now...

Eyeballs,tick me off the list as well please..I should be top of the class btw, I go 3 yrly without fail . Do I get a gold star..?

mrsturnip · 09/03/2009 21:11

You've just featured on ITV Eyeballsinthesky (was it ITV? tonight's programme about Jade Goody and smears) One of your posts was displayed.

EyeballsintheSky · 09/03/2009 21:12
mrsturnip · 09/03/2009 21:12

oh I'm late reporting back! ah well. I'll have an autographed t-shirt.

MargaretMountford · 09/03/2009 21:12

yes - I saw that too !!

Shhhh · 09/03/2009 21:21

thanks eyeballs...

Promise my pearly whites will be brushed..!

mrsjammi · 09/03/2009 21:25

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Shhhh · 09/03/2009 21:33

better late than never...BUT make sure you defo go..

Let us know how it is next week. x

Remotew · 09/03/2009 21:33

I saw the Jade Goody programme earlier and this thread was featured. I recognised 'Peachy' and 'Eyeballsinthesky' and 'FrumpyGrumpy'.

I had a follow up for mild changes in December and they haven't posted any results. I'm prompted now to ring up and check.

NuckingFuts · 09/03/2009 21:39

I went for a smear on friday because of Jade.

frumpygrumpy · 09/03/2009 21:40

How fantastic!!! Just for the record, my cancelled smear from last Monday was done today, we played hunt the cervix but only a tiny bit. On Saturday the Veet splurged into areas known only to midwives and left one side a little 'crispy'. However, the adorable nurse said nothing and was adorable throughout.

And......

I TOOK MY SOCKS OFF! [brazen baggage] I know. I live life on the edge.

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simpson · 09/03/2009 21:44

LOL at taking sock off

Had my (much dreaded) smear today thanks to Jade and am very relieved thats its over for another 3yrs

Shhhh · 09/03/2009 21:53

lol at frumpy...socks off..were you planning on stopping .

nuckingfuts..I nucking love your name .!!

RedOnHerHead · 09/03/2009 22:12

Good evening all - I've just seen myself on tv!

RedOnHerHead · 09/03/2009 22:14

hello to the rest of the slebs on here

glad u r all getting done

RedOnHerHead · 09/03/2009 22:17

I just realised the post they showed of mine was this one as follows - am watching again to see if they showed ALL OF IT - including doc looking at fanjo -

"Well done all those who have booked one - mine are 6mthly at the monent after having abnormal results for 3years and then finally had treatment to remove it in Oct.

Even if they do find abnormalities, they can remove it and its not that bad believe me - it's just like having a smear, but it takes a bit longer. I've come to the conclusion that the doc doesn't know me by my face anymore - he takes a look at my fanjo and says "Oh yes its Mrs Red"

So, if anyone is still thinking of booking - get on the phone now! please!"

simpson · 09/03/2009 22:24

Red - what programme is showing/reading this thread??

RedOnHerHead · 09/03/2009 22:28

Oh thank goodness.... my fanjo wasn't bared on tv!

there may be people that dont like her, but i think she is fabulous for what she has done - i wish her a peaceful passing and for those boys of hers to live happy fulfilled lives.

suerly theres nobody left on this thread who hasn't booked theirs yet?

RedOnHerHead · 09/03/2009 22:29

simpson, it was jade's legacy on itv - i just re watched it on itv player

EyeballsintheSky · 09/03/2009 22:30

I wouldn't have thought so but there might be nervous lurkers, so get yer fanjos out!

simpson · 09/03/2009 22:59

Red - can't seem to get it to work maybe too many MNers watching

LOL at get your fanjos out!!