Fruity Bitches at your Cervix - 10/10 thread, all welcome

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For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There are no restrictions on what you eat so long as you get your 10 fruit and veg as well. The focus is not on weight loss but on improving our energy levels and hopefully our general mood and well-being. Sign up below and post here to tell us how you're getting on and how you are feeling.

Basic guidance on what constitutes a portion of fruit and veg herehere and you can download more detailed information by following the link at the very bottom of the page

I don't know the original I'm afraid...

No it's ok OB, I'm sure we can come up with something more fitting

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
me too

ds & I have his baby pictures out & I have been reading my notes again

Oh dear

Lully! That is extreme brooding - a new 10/10 sport it would appear

I mean extreme broodiness. Although given the current state of play (or lack thereof) with DP, maybe brooding is more accurate.

Has he shown his face yet?

Sugar snap out of all this broodiness.

The only vaguely fruit related title thing I could think of was 'she bangs the plum'

Any good?

I like she bangs the plum! And Tatt's one is fine although I don't think I know the song.

Yeah, wonder who the next pg one will be

Yes, who was that person who wandered in here recently, talking about fruit and vegetables, but I didn't recognise their name at all.....?

OB it has just been brought to my attention that England are being crap at crikkit again.

185-8

Vaughan out for a duck

sigh

I wondered that Idris. Some namechanger - at one point it looked like they were pretending to be me

pink

I prefer "She bangs the plum" but only because I know the song (sorry Tatts)

well you can fuss over me if you like

but not because iam preganant unforutnately

franny are you going to just breeze through eating fruit and coping

Yes. I was trying not think about the crikkit TF.

She bangs the pluuuu--uuu-uuu-uuum.

Am in a bit of a Stone Roses phase. Again.

Sorry if I made you cross yesterday PSW, my pute at home has taken to sending things when you accidentally move across the mouse pad. Dh got us both in Big Trouble with evil hag bag last night as a result....

I am not pregnant, but have no problems with people fussing over me .

I might come back to 10/10

Am 25 weeks pregnant

By the time I'm 40 weeks you'll all love me and fuss over me

Does Vaughan still play for Yorkshire .

Could always use my Juno one

Just read back to see what could have made me cross OB...... No. All fine

oh somebody find me somewhere nice to stay in Cornwall
first week of August
Everywhere is boooooooooooooooooked

As usual I have no amusing titles to suggest.

Or any titles at all.

We need a title thought don't we or we will fall off the edge of the world again, and I'm not sure that should happen with a very new baby.

I want to see little zoolet

phew - thought i got a rasied eyebrow.

Lully. Go and stay with my folks, they're slightly odd but pleasant. My dad makes cheesecake.

Shall I do she bangs the plum? First person to say yes I'll start it.