No time for losers, cos we are the champignons - 10 / 10 thread

[FrannyandZucchini]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

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Yes, who?

I had better leave it for her to say
she probably didn't mind the veggers knowing? or sorry if i have opened big mouth 100. I couldn't resist showing off that I knew

Boco she had you worried about posture. Remember?

I had to google it, Toot. It sounds a bit daring. Hope they enjoy them.

sorry Franny but I thought of pink swords and snurked

Wildly inappropriate when one considers the context I know

[drags mind out of gutter]

100x have you been a norty namechanger?

Oh look, no. I wasn't THAT naughty, I wasn't mean or anything.

Actually, I was lovely. Just a bit dim and quite long-winded.

And I ended up talking to Franny and Zippi, and then I felt guilty because everyone was so nice to me and so patient so then I felt guilty.

Then I had to tell Franny, because the guilt was eating me up, eating me up I tell you, and also I wanted to say HAH, you DIDN'T guess like that, in quite a gloating and unattractive way.

Am over it now. So over it.

Next week I'm gonna do like really, really well. And only post 567 times on the baby names threads and stuff. See, my break if going really well.

[breathless]

What are you talking about?

Stop being so breathless and rushed, you are as bad as BBBee whizzing in and scattering the peelings everywhere. Why don't you sit and have a civilised drink.

oh it really was good
she was not malicious or anything
and I thought straight away it was someone having a laugh but she was SO deadpan, I was completely fooled, it was lovely

yes pink swords was about my level of humour, sorry

WHO WAS IT?

sorry

right scan thing will have to wait but please let me appal amaze you with latest picture of my stomach

thank you for your indulgence

100! You're such a fraudster! I've been SO impressed with your resolve, it's been inspiring. So, I just searched the ONE of the THREE names you used, and it came up with 58 messages in one day!

AND in that guise, you told me it would be my responsibility if anything happened to my damp inlaws. [disappointed]

god yes, I was about to e-mail you for ADVICE about abstinence. I was.

There was just one name though. She was prolific. But only in the evenings or at weekends. I think? God, who knows. I'm a compulsive liar. I'm going to check now.

oh no she was only one name AFAIK (probably had a load more really...)
but came on MN 3 times
sorry 100 you will never trust me with your secrets again, am big blabbermouth telltale person

And only came on three times.

THREE times in almost two weeks.

But like I say. I lie. Will go and check.

I knew it, I knew it!

HUNDRED LOOK AT MY STOMACH

please

Boco and MrsC have seen in RL they are not going to be impressed but you might

3 times as someone else
how many times when you were placarding?

oh I am just jealous as cannot stay away one day

yes, I just looked and thought I was going to see the baby

not YOU, I've seen you

That is a beautiful stomach Franny

Who was 100x then? I might look at Boco's wet thread and try and work it out.

It should be bath time. Having thoroughly tidied and cleaned the kitchen I am not yet inspired to organise bedtime. Bath is needed due to grime pouring out of every pore as far as I can see.

Franca. Get back here.

Right. Let's be quite clear about this.

I namechanged to one person. That person came on the 5th, 6th and on the evening of the 10th. Then there was me with my banding thread.

Now, that's not bad. Not bad at all.

Where's your stomach?

I argued with most of the dissenters on the pac-a-guilt thread. WHO WAS IT?

Confederate.

God, she's nice.

I knew confederate was you when she said "you need the questionnaire"..
sorry for crashing!

Oooh Franca. How are you? How Milan? What news?