Lentil Guru - is it stew? - 10 / 10 thread

[FrannyandZooey]

For anyone who wants a boost to their general health. The suggested goals are:

EAT 10 PORTIONS OF FRUIT AND VEGETABLES EVERY DAY - if you don't usually eat much fruit and veg I would build up gradually or you could upset your digestion.

DO (AT LEAST) 10 MINUTES OF EXERCISE EVERY DAY - can be yoga, stretching or something more energetic. The plan is that the idea of doing 10 minutes is not too daunting, and having started you may well find you want to do more.

There are no restrictions on what you eat so long as you get your 10 fruit and veg as well. The focus is not on weight loss but on improving our energy levels and hopefully our general mood and well-being. Sign up below and post here to tell us how you're getting on and how you are feeling.

Basic guidance on what constitutes a portion of fruit and veg here and you can download more detailed information by following the link at the very bottom of the page

Bee you are a bad fruity bitch. But are you coming to the Bristol meet prob 12th or 13th July? Email me if you want to

Stuffit, the thumpy beat place doesn't sound quite your scene. (nor mine, I hasten to add)

FMF - I have this beautiful sarong thing that I have never worn. It is beautiful - a sort of warm rust with black lizards. Was going to rehome it and for some reason thought of you first. Whaddya think?

It's because I don't tend to wear clothes I can't climb trees or hang upside down in. Not that I do it much, it's just one of those funny lingering habits. Have bneen known to do the odd impromptu handstabnd though.

I worry about clothes that just tie or wrap y'see.
And I have a silly tummy.

Franny, my dinosaurs are really struggling here. I do love your title honestly and I'm sure you are clever enough to think up another one just as good

Fine, have it your way. I'll just fill this one up singlehanded.

Seriously, where are you all? Are you just sitting there refreshing and sniggering?

Look! Look over there, quick! That is a huge loofah!

Hello. It is raining.

This morning I had a little peak and realised there are plants growing in our gutters. With roots .

I think this needs to be addressed.

How are your gutters Franny?

Peek rather than peak.

I peak at 5 foot 4. Boom boom

oh yes please TooT, sounds lovely! Lord knows, I need to break away from Green which has overtaken my wardrobe in a bid by to escape from the Black which preceeded it...

I like sarongs as they enable me to walk from riverbank to river to swim without subjecting my middleaged saggy arse to the scrutiny of sneery teenagers.

"warm rust with black lizards"
sorry but arf arf arf

TooT this is the first time in WEEKS nay MONTHS we have used one of my titles and you want me to cut it short by 2 days
I'm not sure my ego can take this blow

c'mon then chappers please give me your titles
or are we just going for fruity bitches?

what about my ''no time for losers 'cause we are the chamnpignons...''

fmf that's frightfully good

well, it will be, without the typos...

of what about ''I've got 1,2,3,4,5 lentils working overtime. Trying to tell the difference between a lemon and a lime...''

they are v good FMF
I like both

or could be ''veggers working overtime...''

I like fmf's first one better

i'm torn
fruity bitches is very sexy
but champignons right sophisticated

ooh

that was a thinking ooh not an i've just been goosed ooh

yy, I want champignons! (I'm rediscovering Queen, thanks to the boys...

Have decided to have ''Don't stop me now'' played at my funeral, with my ashes being incorporated into a firework to be released....whoooooosh! at the bit where it goes
''I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode!''

Not that I've thought about it at all. Not one bit....

Yet again I cannot keep up... But HELLO! FMF your titles are fantastic

Stop me oh oh oh stop me, stop me from eating all of this ginger chocolate

DP home tonight

aw sweetie, has it been a looong week?

Do you feel all excited at seeing him again?