Deny thy burger and refuse thy bacon, and if thou wilt not, be but corn my lovage and I will no longer be a cabbage head - 10/10 thread. All welcome!

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Tut. Spurned my titles with your high falutin shakespeare.

Stir fries next week though!

I am yoga-ing tonight and trying not to pull any muscles

Pink - you bastardised my title with burgers

Anti-burgers though MrsC

oh its shakespeare?

sorry, as you were...

I shalt hath nothing to do with your, your, your porcine debasement!

DD2 has a small friend here to play and she just stood at the top of the stairs shouting 'Squeezy-Mummy we need you!'. The girls' little group of friends all call me squeezy mummy because dd2 gets called E*-Squeeze, so i'm Squeeze's mum. It sounds funny, and not particularly flattering. I quite like it though.

Hello! I am off to a canal near stratford for a couple of days - dh just blithley announced after I have been at work all day and then a 2 mile bike ride ''oh when you've cooked tea, can you pack for 2 nights...''

I have no idea where we are going or what to expect when we get there....

Zippi, that castle place looks beautiful. And if anyone has any ideas on how to decide whatto do with the rest of one's life, please feel free to fill me in too!

A very un 10/10 day for me - just fruity porridge and a white bread roll all day. I need to go shopping. Perhaps the activity will help me get my appetite back

Is this a romantic Valentine's break, FMF

I hate things being sprung on me. I am Control Freakery Central when it comes to things like that.

DH has just come home early on the wrong bloody day, I sent him an e-mail at work today asking him to come home early tomorrow and he has not bothered to read it properly and as I am going out tonight, I am not going to do what we are supposed to be doing tomorrow today.

And the stupidest thing is I knew he wouldn;t read the e-mail properly. I should have rung him. Bollocks

DD wants to know who I am talking to.

DH said "Mummy is talking to her weird internet friends"

DD is fascinated by the smilies

They are eating choc chip cookies

Lovely title

lol @ squeezy mummy. I like it.

I've just been offered a weekend in Ohio with a group of complete strangers. Am not sure if I should go.

Why do men do that? DS's dad took him to the babysitter's house on the wrong day - I was waiting for him at home and the poor babysitter called me to say "I though your DS was coming tomorrow but he's just been dropped off. What shall I do with him?" and all because I sent an email saying please drop DS off at the babysitter's tomorrow Grrr

Did you explain that we are not weird, Tigerfeet?

DS licked me this morning. When I said Yuk, he moved and licked the bookcase instead. It's one of those days.

oh THANK GOD well done pink for new thread
I liked all the titles but yours made me laugh the most Boco
I cannot imagine anyone who knows me in RL calling me a proper grown up so that is quite funny

anyone know anything nice to do with children in Stratford on avon area?? (Not Warwick Castle as it is going to cost us naearly £60 to visit [ouch]!!)

oh yes oh yes! we are going to Diss! we are going on the train! we are going to...what are we going to do, Boco? eat nice things, I think

oh yes oh yes! we are going to Diss! we are going on the train! we are going to...what are we going to do, Boco? eat nice things, I think

Yes, nice food. Park maybe depending on things. Maybe some hip hop dancing.

Hello.

Hiphop dancing

It's what we do here, in rural Suffolk, to keep warm and pass the time. It's traditional hip hop dancing.

Waahooooo - have just run for ten mins, short walk then twenty four mins non stop running with ds1. Am extremely pleased with self. I feel great.