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Original poster

Anyone want to join me for a detox as i am totally abusing my lovely body ?

214 replies

fakeblonde · 11/05/2007 00:50

I have been working myself up slowly to a much needed detox for too long now.

I really am abusing my body by

Drinking at least half a bottle of wine 5 nights a week

Smoking too much and mostly in secret !

Eating crap when the kids are in bed

Not making time for exercise and not swimming which i love because have usually downed a glass of wine with dinner !

Does anybody else want to join me for a full 7 day fag free wine free junk food free lots of water horrible horrible week-at the end of which we will shine from the inside out and feel somewhat marvellous !
pleeese

OP posts:
ktmoomoo · 18/05/2007 20:04
ktmoomoo · 18/05/2007 20:04

weebleswobble good idea

weebleswobble · 18/05/2007 20:07

Have you been through detox kt? Do you feel better for it? What did you do?

talcycharlesandeddy · 18/05/2007 20:08

Hi ktmoomoo
I'm not a weeble
and i may well fall down!

weebleswobble · 18/05/2007 20:10

Talcy fess up - how much have you had?

talcycharlesandeddy · 18/05/2007 20:12

OOOOoooohhhh too much,
Probably should,t have taken an actifed tablet earlier before i started the boooooze!

talcycharlesandeddy · 18/05/2007 20:13

Irresponsible me....and on a dettox thread!

weebleswobble · 18/05/2007 20:13

Are you lying down talcy? If not, do! What is your tipple tonight?

talcycharlesandeddy · 18/05/2007 20:15

Cheap white rum

and a huuuge bar dairy milk!!!!

I am a huge failure

weebleswobble · 18/05/2007 20:16

You need to move up a few convos over to chocolate and crips!

talcycharlesandeddy · 18/05/2007 20:16

Want some???

talcycharlesandeddy · 18/05/2007 20:17

Will go have a look!!
byyeeee

hellobello · 18/05/2007 20:33

I misread your post about Detox and I thought it said Dettol. Mmmm... yum yum. Enjoy your night on the rum and chocolate!

Original poster
fakeblonde · 18/05/2007 22:27

ooooooooops
4 thortons chocs and 2 cigs -
still no wine or caffeine tho .
Will i still glow tomoz. My big day out and so excited.
Limo picking us up loaded with 5 bottles of champagne at 11.15 fgs. Champs reception an all i`ll be flaked before they serve the food.
No. i shall stick to 1 glass and watch everyone else get bloated and bloodshot eyes while i continue to glow in the corner smugly.

Eating the vodka jelly !

OP posts:
MrMariella · 19/05/2007 00:20

WHAAAAA???

Have those evil vixens from the crisps and chocolate thread been in and murdered all our good work???

and what is talcy doing, slumped in the corner singing 'show me the way to go home', grasping limply to a bottle of rum??!!

you turn your back for five mins......

kazzia · 19/05/2007 01:11

OK Babes - I'm back and after a few wines am still sober enough to post and am totally shocked at what has happened. Talcy - you have gone beserk. Fakeblonde - keep yourself under control - what is this limosine loaded with booze?

Who is Weebleswobble anyway? How can you brust on and tempt our detox darlings.

Mr M - you r the voice of reason - remember all - this is a 7 day detox & we have 2 more days to go.

Crack open a Perrier dahrlings ...

kazzia · 19/05/2007 01:28

Blimey - sorry Weeblewobble - brust on doesn't sound v detoxy or sober. Meant to say "burst in".

I am quite sober and am hoping that all get back on their wagons today.

Luv Kazzia xxxx

MrMariella · 19/05/2007 09:32

Mornin' shiney lovelies!! >

Looks like we wobbled a little last night ....but the last 48 hours are in front of us! Still time to end the week with a clean body....to err is human..to get back on track is marvellous!!

ok oats and grapefruit for breakfast, watery juice during day. Biking to shops ( good 40 mins up and down hills), and 30 mins on fit ball as a 'treat'.

"Plan the work - work the plan". Makes it sooo much easier.....

talcyescapesfromwitchmountain · 19/05/2007 09:33

methinks
i may have over indulged.

MrMariella · 19/05/2007 09:35

oh dear! >

Would you like a cup of tea??

talcyescapesfromwitchmountain · 19/05/2007 09:38

Yes please...
herbal please
no milk or sugar
i'm on detox
dontch know?

MrMariella · 19/05/2007 09:43

Well, that's news just in..

talcyescapesfromwitchmountain · 19/05/2007 09:44

Have a good day all...

I'm going shopping!

MrMariella · 19/05/2007 09:53

Keep those legs more svelte than svollen....

getting new starter motor ( yes for car.) shopping with dd and trip to park....giving the lawns a quick hair cut, and then round to buddy's to watch F.A. Cup Final...am the deepest hue of red....

shine on the inside as well as the outside, all.

kazzia · 19/05/2007 12:57

Hello All (slinks in rather later than everyone else awash with toxic chemicals)

How can I have undone all my good work so quickly. Resolve to try harder for next 2 days.

Mr M - you are so full of beans - an inspiration to us all. Talcy - one day a time an all that - at least you kept me company. I've got day in garden plus 2 litres of water ahead of me.

BTW - can anyone enlighten me about Fakeblond limousine trip? Have I missed it somewhere. SOunds fab FB - all good things in moderation etc.