After the darkness, comes the LIGHTer ladies!

[Mouseface]

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

Welcome to the LIGHTer threads. We are a part time healthy eating thread and on ocassion, we are the WHETE (Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever)!!

Hopefully, we'll get back on track in the New Year but for now, most of us are trying not to put any more weight on.

I've managed to put over half a stone on in 5 weeks! Argh!

Come and join us for lots of chat, laughs and bloody good company.

DISCLAIMER - No cliques, bitch fests or vipers allowed!

List please Bubs. Keep it pretty simple though, nothing weird like pillows made with the feathers from a Golden Goose or owt that like that, okay? I know it's panto season but.....

I'll hold your coat.

Beatch should know better by now.

Is the X-Box a box for all of your X's?

Oh yes she did!!!

fucking hell can i kill my parents please??

Yes Brian you can.

Why?

x box - mouse you genius

they just keep picking and picking and picking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its why haven't you got that lightbulb fixed and why have you bought so many mince pies (wtf?), and, oh hilare m - 'don't keep stretching that (dress for my sil) else it'll fit you soon' d - 'oh i hardly think so' - see they do a great double act too.

deep breath.

Yes Bubs, I am a muppet.

But I'm your muppet

ah dubs i should be used to it by now. I asked dp if it was just me or whether he sees it and he says its all the time. I don't think they know they're doing it though

Its like the weight thing. It gets commented on constantly. I know I've put 3 stone on. I know my clothes don't fit anymore, of course I know its my fucking body. And I don't need to be told 15 times a day how fat I am and that theres no way i'm a size 14 and that i'd stretch anything that my sil (size 10) would wear and that i really shouldn't be drinking coke/eating mince pies/having sugar in tea etc. I don't even like leaving the house now as i'm obviously so fat people are going to point and throw stones.

sorry, just hit a raw nerve today. think im tired.

Brian - tired and hormental if memory serves.

Give yourself a break FFS. I thought you looked truly gorgeous when we met.

You are really pretty . They clearly don't have a clue what this constant picking is doing to you. I can't believe that they do. I really hope they don't know what it does to you otherwise I'm gonna have to sort 'em out!!

Oh to be a size 10 like your SIL? Why? Is she happy with her lot? Or to have the life your parents do? Do they nover moan that something could be better in their lives?

Throwing stones at glass houses and all that. I doubt your parents are perfect.

I wish they'd stop picking on you. You are lovely. 3 stome or not. It's what's inside that counts in my book.

Be that mince pies and coke, fine!!

Fuck 'em gorgeous lady. You are worth much much more. xxxxxx

typos - sorry!!! I was ranting as I typed!!

stop making me cry, im trying to keep up my 'dont give a fuck attitude' for dp I did say something to my m the other day after the 100th time of being called fat and she said 'i don't call you fat!' and to be fair she doesn't usually use the word fat, its more sniggers at me trying something on in a size 14 or pinching my side and saying 'more than an inch there!' or comments about what im eating. My d is more 'oi fatso'. So that's nice.

he skulked in after 2 hours out of the house TWO HOURS! Bastard.

Kill the fecker Brian. Just kill him.

Are we shite factoring tonight? It's rock week. It will be recorded and watched back here I think.

VVVVVVVVVVVVVwanker is going to murder Creep by Radiohead (just had a peek in Telly Addicts) and I'm grr 'cos I love that song.

And apparently, two evictions?

Sweeney Todd is on aswell so recording that on C4. Had great reviews.

Take away curry for dinner and then a Baileys before bed as my weekly treat. YUM!!!

omfg two hours out of the house - set Dittany on him now! (PS if by any chance Dittany is lurking, I mean that in a good way, in a respectful way).

I love that song too Mouse, I kind of identify with it

Brian - your parents should sod off. Not that you are fat anyway, but that's not the point - they should feck off with the negativity.

waves to hamster and mittz and uno and dubya....

been felting at the museum today - once my first felt picture has dried out, will have to get a picture, should give you a laugh brian!

Brickie - {{{hugs}}} Shush!! You ain't no weirdo lady!!

brickie @set dittany on him. god i lover her but she is one scary motherfucker

oi! i'm the felter round here you! Get off my thing

yes mousey will be x factoring, usually start watching it about 30 mins late so we can fast forward all the crap. Thanks for reminder re sweeney todd, will record. Isnt it a musical??

as we're in general health diagnose me, after eating (5/10 mins) i get violently ill. This happens usually after evening meal and probably about 10 times a month. Thought it was cheese for a while but it isn't, then thought it was the salad cream but it wasn't. Any thoughts??

Reflux.

I know that sounds daft but I used to have something similar and was put on Omeprazole.

Just a thought? And yes, Sweeney Todd is a musical but I have GOT to see it purly for the Depp and the Rickman.

Mind you, Depp belongs to Bubs so I'll just shag the arse off fantasise about the Rickman.