After the darkness, comes the LIGHTer ladies!

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Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

Welcome to the LIGHTer threads. We are a part time healthy eating thread and on ocassion, we are the WHETE (Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever)!!

Hopefully, we'll get back on track in the New Year but for now, most of us are trying not to put any more weight on.

I've managed to put over half a stone on in 5 weeks! Argh!

Come and join us for lots of chat, laughs and bloody good company.

DISCLAIMER - No cliques, bitch fests or vipers allowed!

Sorry you are still feeling shoite Dubs.

Of to work, speak to you later lovelies x

enjoy work bitter

sniggering at 'pat'

dubs i can spare you no sympathy. I used it all on myself

at Brian

S'ok Dubs.... I'll look after you.

bit tricky when nearly all of us feel like shite.

not sure who to give your sympathy to.

everybody pat themselves on the head and say, there-there langer.

i'm the only well one

oh dear so we still have lots of ill lighter lovelies, not good - BRIAN - what have you been posting to people? anthrax?

fuck. bricks has seen through my dastardly plan.

what is the end aim of making us all sick brian?

i should mention that i'm not eating a wonderful platter of satay chicken, thai spring rolls, crispy seaweed, crab claws, spare ribs and prawn toast. no sir. that wouldn't be healthy eating at all.

Satan - YYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMEEEEEEEEEEEE

That platter sounds lush. Totally lush.

DH is ill. Really ill. Like he might die from coughing ill. Not the germs themselves you understand but his constant twating coughing, sniffing and clearing of his fucking soon to be cut throat.

As you can see, I don't do sympathy.

OMG you MUST be ill! Any chance of getting to the doctors tomorrow?

Oh babe, that's fecking awful for you. Cold and weak.

Is there anyone that can take the DCs to school and collect them both, just for tomorrow so you can get a full day in bed resting?

Or anyone that can help cook them their tea even?

I wish I were nearer. Maybe we should all book ourselves in a B&B and get better together!

Huge hugs to you xxxx

Tis shite lovely. You need help when you are ill. Promise you'll look after yourself as best you can.

Have you eaten today?

(says she who should listen to her own advice and practice what she preaches)

did your shag turn up dubs??

tell mr mouse to grow a pair and be stoic like me

end game saf - dunno. Kill you all and inherit the world i think.

someone explained the ireland thing to me. apparently if we don't bail dubs ireland out to tune of £5.2 ish bn then they go under and we losr £125bn ish of income from them buying our stuff. I feel better about it now, i've come over all charitable

that's my justification for eating fat food - felt so weak today. i had a nap in the late morning then had to force myself to stand up and get ds's lunch and walk him to school then just collapsed on the sofa again.

as utterly crap as it sounds i couldn't have stood up to make a hot meal but really felt the need for protein - hence all the meat.

fingers crossed we're all feeling better tomorrow.

wish i had my teleporter - could pop over to dubs in the morning, light the stove and get a stew going.

how did it go in the end with the guests mouse?

am eating more homemade (by dp's mother) bakewell tart.