After the darkness, comes the LIGHTer ladies!

[Mouseface]

Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

Welcome to the LIGHTer threads. We are a part time healthy eating thread and on ocassion, we are the WHETE (Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever)!!

Hopefully, we'll get back on track in the New Year but for now, most of us are trying not to put any more weight on.

I've managed to put over half a stone on in 5 weeks! Argh!

Come and join us for lots of chat, laughs and bloody good company.

DISCLAIMER - No cliques, bitch fests or vipers allowed!

the nice older couple won. the bitch came second, nice scottish/portuguese ones third and bizarre disabled rooms people 4th.

but the only reason nice scottish/portuguese didnt win was because 2 sets paid 100% but bitch features only paid about a quid so their percentage went right down.

god im dull

Ooohhh Brain has lovely Balls Hammy dearie, they jingle and everything

At last your star crossed paths meet.....

xx

How are you Mouse and Nemo? Has the 'congestion' in Nemo broken yet?

UNO, I didn't miss how unhappy you are at work but didn't want to post a short trite post about something like that. You have every right to feel so aggrieved and it is that it continues into adulthood when it should be left in the school playground. I hope the new year brings an alternative that brings you more job/workplace satisfaction, you certainly deserve it xx

Hammy How are you? My phone is being arsey,.. it keeps bouncing back my own texts, could it be the cold? I have to reboot it every few hours It phones weirdly but wont send txts

Double... how are ya?... silly bloke that painter.. he will rue the day if he falls short of your favours.

I used to drink Baileys by the pint (well almost). Nice cup of horlicks and a fig roll suits me nicely now....

Still wading through snot in the Mouse house Mittz. Nemo is v bad. Little ones always get it the worst.

I blame DH and he knows it. Told him to steer clear of Nemo but no, he had to be bloody generous with his germs!!

Have you still got snow there? Ours is slowly melting.

Ds and h just got back from digging a snow cave in an 8 foot snow drift! It's huuuuuuuge!

So I think we still have snow :o

Thanks mittz, it's the first time I've encountered it on such an enormous scale. Bloody annoying. I've taken the advice here and written down everything that has happened so far. Hopefully it's over now.

We're snotty here too. Horrible stuff. Hope nemo's ok mousey.

Snotty as in the green kind rather than thinking you are posher than me, yes??

Bubs - you are lush. Lusher than a lush thing on a lush day in Lushville, staying at the Lush Inn

:o

I am considerably snottier than yaw.

hammy - think your picture was a dog once. I said 'god you're such a dog' or something equally hilarious i'm funny like that

miitz - my balls do indeed jangle

dubs - it was her husband too! what a fucking twat to stay married to such a nasty piece of work

i have no snot

dp has buggered off to watch the rugby again he's so dumped.

Brian - has he gone to the fucking pub to watch rugby and left you alone again to parent??

The cheeky bastard. Dumping him is the only option!

The rugby's on?!

:o

at Dubs re Brain....

I'm feeling lush and just need someone around to appreciate it. Have just seen my lovely friend whose loveliness makes me think someone should appreciate me more . She is a one woman fan club.

Plans for the afternoon went Posterior over mammeries though as we chatted for sooooooooooo long.

Dh is just off out to buy our Christmas tree. We are having a fake one, cheap as you like due to Nemo being active and mobile this year.

here it is

It's rather bushy!! Don't worry, won't be put up for a week or two yet.

trim that bush!

he is a bastard isn't he???? i knew it.

Treats you like a fucking nanny FFS. Twice, twice in the same month he has you parenting.

Gah.

What will be next eh Brian? It's starts with the odd thing like having you take care of your own children. Then what?

You don't think he'll want sex aswell do you?