After the darkness, comes the LIGHTer ladies!

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Hello, tis me, Mouseface.

Welcome to the LIGHTer threads. We are a part time healthy eating thread and on ocassion, we are the WHETE (Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever)!!

Hopefully, we'll get back on track in the New Year but for now, most of us are trying not to put any more weight on.

I've managed to put over half a stone on in 5 weeks! Argh!

Come and join us for lots of chat, laughs and bloody good company.

DISCLAIMER - No cliques, bitch fests or vipers allowed!

however they should have armchairs and they should sell alcohol. i'd be up for a sound proofed parents area too. then it would be perfect

wishing you a good shag dubs

tis like that round where my parents live uno, all very good everyone knows each other and helps etc but jesus you'd think uni was afghanistan!! My gran didn't even say congrats when I got into the one I wanted to do a law degree. She said something about coming back with 'posh' ideas and not wanting to know my family anymore Was like an episode of Eastenders with fucking Lou Beale!!!!!

Saf :o

Oh yes I've left out the lovely homophobia! On work mate told me about how this lad, 17, who she had babysitted for for years told her he was gay. She thought her reply was very progressive, she said to him, "well I have no objection as such but if you ever do anything gay around me then I will punch your fucking face in"

She said he was like a son to her and she still loved him. Said it all rally matter of factly.

So if that's the progressive view, I think h and ex-p will be in trouble!

You're a giving lady dubs :)

Hammy I'm normally youknownothingofthecrunch if that is any help at all.

Bitter is a brave lady. I considered going this year, but I wouldn't have made it anyway, no way would I be escaping this snow.

i prefer satan. i find him slightly less sinister than santa.

i will never lose the image of east end peasants clambering over each other to bagsy council houses in the provinces thanks to you dubs. it is permanently engrained as my image of that era and of how certain estates round here came to be populated.

lou beale is easier to forget.

Hammy :o

I know! I still don't know if she meant mincing or anal sex?!

Hammy - did I get you right with the request for snoggage? And are we friends elsewhere?

Bubs - (Baubles short new version) is this painter of the glimmery kind?? Is it him?? He dares to be late?? Kick his ass Bubs!!

Satan - I'm with you on the soft play with huge comfy chairs and booze. Maybe there is a loop in the moarket? We could do hot chocolate with Tia Maria or/and Baileys.

Yum.

I am trying to do my online shop.

Fucking shoite website thing. Eats up hours of my day!

Can I be a fakey bridesmaid?!

Yes, a fakey wedding sounds fab Bubs!!!

Great call Bubs!

Can I have one mousey? For medicinal porpoises?

I would like a dress that is both slutty and slimming please :o

Do you know, I am going to have Bailey's tonight. I am going to go and route out my bottle from last Christmas (it's unopened!!)

dubs - saw the last episode of 4 in a bed last night, jesus that blonde was a fucked up piece of shit.

hammy - i believe i called you a dog once. In a nice way

can i be a bridesmaid too? I've only ever been one once.

am currently making shabby chic wreaths for girls' rooms. Will see how they turn out. If they're ok I'll post a pic later, I know how you lot love to see my work